Journey to Canada (with Brad n Matt)

This broskie was not a Degrassi fan, but he seemed real nice. Plus he says he sung with Avril Lavigne in church back in the day. We decided to take his word for it. Oh and Miley Cyrus apparently pissed off some Canadians once. Read on broskies and ladies. Read on.

You: hello

Stranger: Hello

You: asl?

Stranger: 16, male, Canada

You: oh man, you a Degrassi fan?

You: we know it is made in Toronto

Stranger: Lol, nah, I don't watch it that much

Stranger: What about you asl?

You: two guys here, best buds

You: please don't disconnect on us

You: we r real fun to talk to

You: we live in the ATL

You: Atlanta, Georgia

Stranger: Nice, I never been there

You: it is the BEST!

You: we got the Hawks, the Falcons, the alliance theater, and NeNe Leakes

You: and THE Metropolitan college, ATL

You: where we go to school

You: you in school broskie?

Stranger: Nope, got out last Friday

You: haha yeah we were asking if you are in school in general

You: as in..high school?

You: or should we say: high school, eh? haha

Stranger: High school, and we really don't say eh that much.

You: really?

You: rumors.

You: but is it true that Canada is the second biggest country in the world?

Stranger: Yes

You: wow!

Stranger: Bigger then USA

Stranger: Just less people

You: well, you guys got good TV shows (Degrassi) and awesome wild life (moose)

You: what else is nice about Canada?

Stranger: Best forests, ummmmmmmm Canada's Wonderland(kinda like your Disney) , Newfoundland is beautiful

You: wow

You: you heard of Strawberry Vivica?

Stranger: Nope

You: we think it is a Canadian band

You: oh

You: you heard of Avril Lavigne?

You: she's Canadian

Stranger: Yes, her actual home town is like 30 min away from me

Stranger: I used to sing in church with her

Stranger: I was also her first keyboardest

You: are you lying broskie?

Stranger: Why would I lie?

Stranger: Im in Ontario

You: can you prove that you sung in church with Avril Lavigne?!

You: because that is crazy!!

Stranger: Hmmmmmmmm, what kind of proof?

Stranger: I don't have any videos

You: maybe...a picture with her?

Stranger: Hmmmmmmmmmm, none online, I think theres one in the church

You: if we ever make it up to Canada, we'll go to that church and look for pictures of Avril Lavigne

You: oh yeah, what is the name of the church and is it in Ontario?

Stranger: The church is Napanee Ontario, about 30 mins away from Kingston

Stranger: Its Anglican

You: interesting

You: have you heard or have you ever met Luke Bilyk?

Stranger: No, I haven't

You: interesting

You: we were jw

You: he is a canadian actor

You: so, speaking of famous people and music...

You: what are ur jams?

You: as in music, not jelly

Stranger: Well, I play a couple instruments, I play Guitar, Piano, flute, Drums, Trumpet. And im mostly into the band Skillet

You: Skillet as in the American Christian rock band which formed in Memphis, Tennessee in 1996?

Stranger: I think so, I went to their live concert at Canada's Wonderland last Weekend, WonderJam is what it was called

You: they sound great

You: we like Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, the Beatles

You: some rap

You: broskie, you play so many instruments!

You: which one are you best at?

Stranger: Piano, And ewww Miley Cyrus

You: she has a good voice

Stranger: No, she betrayed us Canadians

You: how so?

Stranger: Party in the USA my ass

You: well, she is from the USA!

You: what do you expect?

Stranger: Still, she should only sing there

You: she went to Canada and sung party in the USA?

You: and it pissed off the Canadians?

Stranger: Yes, EXTREMELY

You: wow

Stranger: She did it at a hockey game

You: we hope it didn't get out of control

Stranger: Canada's National Sport

You: really? we thought lacrosse was the national sport of Canada

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: Hockey

Stranger: In the 1940's Hockey night in Canada began, and thats where the phrase "He shoots, he Scores" comes from

You: interesting

You: speaking of sports, do you play any?

Stranger: Volley ball, and used to play foot ball

You: cool

You: we train horses

You: so we horseback ride a lot

You: oh and we scuba dive

You: deep sea

Stranger: Nice

You: your volleyball team at school any good?

Stranger: Some people are, not all though

You: kick the bad ones off the team

You: they are dragging everyone down

Stranger: Lmao, can't, coaches call

You: broskie, you give us that coaches number, and we'll get it straightened out

You: your team will be Canada's best

Stranger: i wish

You: if we tell ur coach we are calling from the ATL, he'll know we mean business

You: people from the ATL don't mess around

You: so what are ur hobbies?

You: besides singing in church with major celebs

You: hahaha

Stranger: Well besides instruments I liked to act.

You: liked?

You: past tense?

Stranger: Like*

You: oh

You: you ever play...Hamlet?

You: or like, what characters have you played?

Stranger: No, sadly, I do little plays at the moment, its hard to get an acting part in Canada

Stranger: Everything good is in the USA

You: yeah, LA is where it's at

You: but hey, the Degrassi stars made it big

You: you seem real artsy..you ever heard of the Ontario College of Art and Design?

Stranger: No, im more into computers, making programs and websites

You: interesting

You: we r real into bidness and stuff

You: we study music option III right now

You: which relates to music theory, painting, and algebra

You: real challenging curriculum

Stranger: Hmmmmm, interesting

Stranger: What kind of music theory?

You: musicology, some ethnomusicology

You: we dabble in a bunch of different kinds

Stranger: Interesting, I wouldn't mind looking into that sometime

You: yeah

You: what kind of career do you want to pursue?

Stranger: probably technologies, since that is the future

You: true

You: Brad's grandma says that back in the day, the only kind of technology they needed to master was learning to tie their shoelaces

You: whatever that measn

You: means*

You: but that sure has changed

You: it sure has changed

You: oh yeah, Brad is one of our names

You: and I'm Matt

You: we r Brad n Matt

Stranger: Im mitch

You: nice to meet you Mitch

You: so you have a girlfriend Mitch? we are just wondering

You: we are single ourselves, all of the ladies seem to be taken

Stranger: I have a girlfriend, and two other girls like me

You: wow!

You: ladies man

You: we admire that

You: ahahah

You: although, we are ladies men ourselves

You: is your girlfriend real nice and funny and smart?

Stranger: Well, my gf at the moment is a year younger, not as smart as myself I must admit, funny and super nice

You: aw

You: that's cool

You: we are constantly dating girls who are not as smart as ourselves

You: so we can relate

Stranger: Oh wow

You: so..what are the best restaurants in Canada?

You: we have heard of Vince's spaghetti

You: and friend talks about it sometimes

You: a friend*

Stranger: Well It depends, what food are you into?

You: we love us some Italian food

You: spaghetti

You: pizza

You: stuff like that

You: burgers and chicken fingers are good too

Stranger: Well there is this German restaurante that makes amazing food, its called Amadaeus, and it is in Downtown Kingston

You: cool

You: German restaurant

You: interesting

Stranger: Mhm

You: well broskie...

You: we gotta get going

You: but this was a real nice convo

You: a real nice convo

Stranger: Alright nice talking to you

You: bye!

Stranger: bye

Journey to Sacramento, California (with Brad n Matt)

This broskie insisted that people in Sacramento suck "in their own way," and the weather is nothing to brag about. But it was a real nice convo nonetheless. Real nice convo.

You: hello

Stranger: Hello to you too

You: how goes it?

Stranger: Fine

You: good.

You: asl?

Stranger: ?

You: age, sex, location

Stranger: ah

Stranger: :P

Stranger: 14, male, CA

You: oh

You: interesting

You: we r two broskies here

You: best buds

You: Brad n Matt

You: 23 and 24 ATL

Stranger: Hm

You: do you live in LA? maybe next door to a celeb?

You: jw

Stranger: Sacramento

You: cool

You: so what are your jams?

You: as in music, not jelly

Stranger: lol, yeah :P

Stranger: Really,

Stranger: anything but rap and classic rock

You: interesting

You: we like us some pop music

You: some hip hop too

You: have you heard of the Esquire Bar and Grill?

You: it's in Sacramento

You: our buddy used to go there a lot, and he talks about it all the time

Stranger: no,sadly

You: oh

You: so where DO you hang out/get grub in Sacramento?

Stranger: sorry, was on phone :P

Stranger: I go to any sushi places

Stranger: Or steak houses

You: he also talked about McCormick and Schmicks sea food restaurant

You: so maybe you've been there

Stranger: McCormicks, yes

Stranger: Never heard of Schmicks

You: maybe they used to be broskies, and then they had a fight

You: hahaha

Stranger: Ahaha

Stranger: never knew that

You: so what r ur hobbies?

Stranger: I spend most of my time playing LoL

You: playing?

You: like...hide and seek?

You: or video games?

Stranger: League of Legends :P

Stranger: Online game

You: oh!

You: we thought u were saying lol as in laugh out loud

You: so what is the objective of LoL

You: as in, what do u try n do in that game

Stranger: Just a pvp game

Stranger: randomly get paired with 9 other people

Stranger: and fight 5 v 5

You: interesting

You: you ever been to Cesar Chavez Park?

You: we have heard of it

Stranger: Never have been there

You: ah

You: you a fan of the Sacramento Kings?

Stranger: Was, then they thought about moving xD

You: deal breaker!!!

You: ahahaha

Stranger: pretty much

You: well, if you have not been before, you HAVE to go to the ATL

You: it is amazing!

Stranger: ATL?

You: we got the Falcons, the Hawks, the Alliance theater

You: and Nene Leakes

You: yeah, Atlanta Georgia

Stranger: That was my guess

You: we also have one of the best collges in the country

You: where Matt and I currently are enrolled

You: its THE Metropolitan college, ATL

You: real exclusive n stuff

You: we study music option III

Stranger: Music Option 3...

Stranger: point of the class?

You: it's all about music theory n stuff.. it's a serious of courses that revolve around music, music theory, algebra, and painting

You: you get a real well rounded education, but it focuses on music of course

You: series**

Stranger: Wow

You: yeah

You: so how do you like school broskie?

Stranger: I'm just a frehsmen

You: considering come to THE Metropolitan college, ATL

Stranger: typing fail Dx

You: what's ur favorite subject?

Stranger: Mainly math

Stranger: Only subject that doesn't give long term projects...

You: yeah, we hear you

You: you got a good math teacher?

Stranger: Decent

You: cool

Stranger: However, she does do all of the homework for you.

You: whenever we are asked to find X, we point out that it is a silly question because X is right there on the paper

You: but then we just use our sick algebra skills to figure out x's numerical value

Stranger: Pretty much

You: you like gym class?

Stranger: don't have it

You: what?!?!?!

You: that's why obesity is a problem in the US!!

You: why no gym broskie?

Stranger: The school doesn't offer it imo

You: oh man

You: but you play sports?

Stranger: Used to

You: we like horseback riding and scuba diving a lot

You: we train horses

Stranger: I've always wanted to scuba dive.

You: deep sea is the best kind

You: best kind

You: what sports did u play in the past?

Stranger: Basketball

Stranger: And Baseball

You: first base?

Stranger: I sucked at basket ball for 7 years and quit

Stranger: Baseball is boring and quit mid season :P

You: hahah

You: try horseback riding sometime

Stranger: I have

You: interesting

Stranger: Very...... unlucky for me though

Stranger: Something startled the horse and I got jolted off.

You: happens to us all the time

You: all the time

You: you gotta show the horse who is boss, though sometimes they just get spooked

You: can't help it

You: so what do you like best about Sacramento?

You: we like to learn about other cities and parts of the world

Stranger: Sacramento....

Stranger: hmmmm

Stranger: People suck, sadly

You: they r mean?

Stranger: No, they just suck

Stranger: In their own way.

Stranger: Bad drivers, racists, brat children terrible parents

You: ah man

You: sadly all cities have some of those

You: even the wonderful city of the ATL

You: but there must be something you like?

You: maybe the weather?

Stranger: weather is decent

Stranger: Nothing to brag about

You: people who brag about their weather are just plain arrogant

Stranger: True

Stranger: I'm going to the subject of music...

Stranger: favorite artist?

You: we like Miley Cyrus and Taylor swift a lot

You: but also the Beatles and T Pain

Stranger: I can't really say they are my favorite

You: who are ur favs?

Stranger: So many to say...

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: All That remains, Devil Wears Prada, Enter Shikari, Attack! Attack!, Asking Alexandria

You: very cool

You: nice variety

Stranger: meh

Stranger: Those are just some core groups I know

You: interesting

Stranger: When I hear maybe a good classical peice

Stranger: I can't really say I like the artist more or less just the piece

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EymfGPRzKUM

You: we will watch that

You: we gotta go though broskie

You: it was nice talking to you

You: you have a nice day

Stranger: You too

You: bye

Stranger: Later

*disconnect*

 

Journey to Liverpool, England (with Brad n Matt)

This journey to England was short n sweet. Apparently this broskie thought we would like his jelly more than his jams (as in music). Interesting.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how goes it?

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: you?

You: not too bad

You: asl?

Stranger: M26uk

You: we r M 23 and 24 ATL

You: two broskies here

You: ATL= Atlanta, Georgia

Stranger: ok, got it

Stranger: what brings you to omegle?

You: so what part of the UK are you from?

You: Brighton and Hove?

You: we've heard good things about Brighton and Hove

Stranger: Liverpool, England

You: interesting

You: that's very cool

You: we heard bangers and mash are real popular there

Stranger: tnx

Stranger: yeah , mainly north east yhough

Stranger: though*

You: ah

Stranger: you been to uk?

You: nah

You: but we know some things about it

You: for example, Liverpool beat Newcastle yesterday

You: in soccer, or football as you would call it

You: ahahah

Stranger: yeah, your right

Stranger: but i'm an evertonian

Stranger: same city , different team

You: interesting

You: so what are ur jams>

You: as in music, not jelly

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: think you may prefer my jelly

Stranger: i like oldies

Stranger: tamla

You: is it real good in Liverpool? PB&js must be boss

Stranger: soul

You: cool

Stranger: and the beatles

You: we like us some pop music

You: beatles are cool too

You: everyone loves them, in our opinion

Stranger: yeah, i was in the cavern last week

Stranger: took an austrian friend to visit

You: so broskie we actually gotta get going already

You: but could you tell us a couple things about England before we go?

Stranger: ok, fella's

You: we like to learn about the world

Stranger: nice chatting

Stranger: usa 1 osama 0

Stranger: take care

You: that's right

You: wait!

Stranger: yeah

You: if we had to know one thing about england, what would it be?

Stranger: we are friendly,

Stranger: and welcoming

You: that's real nice

You: we will visit one day

Stranger: treat others as we would like to be treated

You: so you brits remember the golden rule

You: real nice

You: real nice

Stranger: ok, hope you make it

You: us too

Stranger: yeah, costs nothing to be nice

You: bye now

Stranger: bye

*disconnect*

 

Journey to India (with Brad n Matt)

This journey to India was particularly memorable and emotional. We will remember it always. Enjoy. 

You: hiya

Stranger: r u a good girl

You: we r good

You: but we r also

You: male

You: hi

You: asl?

You: ru there

Stranger: yes

You: so where r u from

Stranger: india

You: interesting

You: we from the ATL

You: USA

Stranger: so how do u do

You: we r good

You: atl is awesome

You: how is india

Stranger: there are some disrupptions in here

Stranger: but it'll be OK

You: like what kind?

Stranger: like ppl hate talking to ppl and ate to help

You: dramz

You: yeah i hear that

You: so ru in school?

Stranger: no i m in college

You: us too!

You: what ru studyin

You: we r music option III majors

Stranger: engineering

You: at THE metropolitan college ATL

You: woah we got a smart one here

You: lolz

You: ru a male of feminine

You: jw

Stranger: male

You: interesting

You: what r ur jams

You: as in music

You: not jelly

Stranger: i dont understand it

You: what music do u listen to

Stranger: rahmaan

Stranger: ok

Stranger: dear friends

Stranger: im gonna sleep

Stranger: its too night in here

You: JAI HO!!!!

You: we love that song

You: wait b4 u go

Stranger: it was great talking u

Stranger: jai ho

You: plz tell u 1 thing that is exciting about indoia

Stranger: yes

You: india*

You: 1 thing that's really cool

Stranger: yess.

Stranger: i wil ltell you.

You: yay

Stranger: people in here may be poor by money or low by standard,

Stranger: but i assure you that they hav all got a very big heart

Stranger: they love you great

Stranger: they care you great

You: aw

You: that's real nice

You: thanks for sharing something so precious

Stranger: and yu will ever forget one when yu meet smone

You: it's true, we will never forget this convo

Stranger: thanks to yu for this great vonvo

Stranger: perhaps we'll meet somewhere

Stranger: take care good bye

You: byez

*disconnect*

Journey to Eugene, Oregon (With Brad n Matt)

We did not get a whole lotta infos about Oregon from this convo, but we DID get lots of lolz plus have provided the complete explanation for our spraineded ankles.

Stranger: ayo

You: hey

Stranger: whats up

You: how goes it

You: asl?

Stranger: 15 f usa

Stranger: just chillin

Stranger: watching some longboarding vids to get stoked for summer skating!

Stranger: yourself?

You: that's intense!!!

You: we r just chillin' 2

Stranger: nice how old?

You: there are two broskies here btw

You: both chillin

Stranger: for sure

You: 24 and 23

You: ATL

Stranger: nicee

You: is where we reside

You: what state are you from?

Stranger: oregon

Stranger: yourself?

You: just got done watching Victorious

You: we love us some Nickelodeon

You: hell yeah

Stranger: hahaha nice

Stranger: what state?

You: Georgia!

You: we are from the ATL

You: so is ryan seacrest btw

You: true fact

Stranger: ohh didnt see that

Stranger: cool cool :)

You: so...you from Portland?

Stranger: eugene

You: nice.

You: what's the climate like?

Stranger: right now its rainy

You: classic.

Stranger: but it can change to sunny, you never know what it will be like

Stranger: usually in the 50's

You: sounds...unpredictable!

You: bipolar weather anyone?

You: hahah

Stranger: haha for reals

Stranger: but im moving to colorado thankfully :D

You: you ski?

You: these broskies ski

You: from time to time

Stranger: i do

Stranger: but

Stranger: im getting over a concussion from it

Stranger: so it sucks. im a really big skier

You: rough

You: we gots two sprained ankles here

You: so we are no strangers to injuries

You: sports injuries

Stranger: yeahh i sprain mine all the time

You: classic

Stranger: yeahh welcome to my world

You: to clarify, that's each of us with one sprained ankle.. not one of us with both ankles spraineded

You: we train horses

You: and the horses got out of control

You: so we sprained our ankles running

Stranger: yeahh i know, i broke my wrist falling off one a few summers ago

Stranger: in penn

Stranger: ouch!

Stranger: that must have sucked:p

You: pennsylvania?

You: like the poconoes?

Stranger: it was out in unionville

You: interesting.

Stranger: my grandparents are super close with bruce davidson, if you know who that is

You: so tell us about oregon!

Stranger: its boring!

You: what kind of fashions r real big there

Stranger: uhh, its depends. where i live a lot of people downtown are hippies and a lot of hobos

You: wait up-- bruce davidson the magnum agency photog?!
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You: His photographs, notably those taken in Harlem, New York City, have been widely exhibited and published in a number of books.

You: as far as we know

Stranger: interesting. whats it like in georgia?

You: amazing!

You: the best.

Stranger: fantastic!

You: best food, best celebs, BEST colleges

Stranger: oh how i hate you haha

You: we go to THE Metropolitan college, ATL

You: so, yeah

You: studying music option III

Stranger: sounds fun!

Stranger: nice

Stranger: well i need to go

Stranger: nice talking to you

You: no!

You: why so soon?

Stranger: i have to

Stranger: going to a party

Stranger: :p

You: have fun

You: stay outta trouble

Stranger: will do!

You: remember Brad n Matt

You: two broskies

Stranger: yes i always do. i dont do drugs lol

You: reppin' the ATL

Stranger: got it!

Stranger: :D

You: bye now

Stranger: later

*disconnect*

Journey to the UK (with Brad n Matt)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAD. leave him some well wishes in the comments section. 

 

 

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: how goes it

Stranger: its all gd and you?

You: asides from the fact that our neigbors are hella loud, hahahh we good

Stranger: asl??? :D

You: m. 23. atl

You: X2 you gots two broskis hwew

You: here*

Stranger: ohhhh hey both of you

You: hi

You: we r brad n matt

You: to claify

Stranger: ok

You: today is brads bday so he is 24 actually

Stranger: happy brthday brad

You: aww

You: thanks

You: so, what is ur asl

You: jw

Stranger: bp

Stranger: *np

Stranger: female

Stranger: 15 uk

You: cool

You: anywhere near brighton and hove?

Stranger: nooo

You: interesting

You: whereabouts in the uk then

You: ? jw

Stranger: Manchester

You: MANCHESTER UNITED!!!

Stranger: hahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Stranger: you support/

You: hell yeah

You: soccers not our primary sport of interest

You: but we will rep them fo sho

You: we can recognize greatness when we see it

You: thats what our college recruiter said to us

Stranger: tis all goodd ;)

You: at THE metropolitian college atl

You: ya heard of it?

You: good school

You: good school

Stranger: yh

You: is yh yeah, heard of it

You: jw

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: :D

You: sweeeeeet

You: we r music option III majors

You: so yeah

Stranger: niceeeeee

You: its a really challenging pattern of courses centered around musical theory, algebra, and painting

You: whats school like in the UK?

Stranger: boring :(

You: anything like hogwarts?

Stranger: no you wont catch me anytime soon flying around on a brroom ;)

You: hahahah

You: snitches

Stranger: take it your fans then of hp

You: we didnt have the attention span to finish the series

You: so DONT ruin it plz

You: seriously

You: but the fourth one was prob the best

You: in brad's opinion

Stranger: ive only seen the first ome

Stranger: YAY I HAVE CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

You: hahaha

You: interesting

You: so what is your favorite movie, and what is so great about it anyway

Stranger: ermm

Stranger: i dont really have one

Stranger: probably killers

You: cool

You: finding nemo is our favorite film

You: just keep swimming hahah

Stranger: LOL

You: also our philosophy

You: as for television shows

You: we keep it on nickelodeon mostly, teennick too, so degrassi and spongebob

You: this is a pic of brads bday cake

You: http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spongebobcake.jpg

Stranger: nickelodeon realy/

Stranger: ?

You: yeah icarly is hilarious

You: and

You: ...

You: lol

You: we voted a ton in the kcas

You: (kids choice awards)

Stranger: ohhh what for miley cyrus?

You: we personally believe selena gomez was the least qualified winner for the best actress in a tv series

Stranger: ;)

You: hahah

You: yes it shouldve been miley, or miranda cosgrove for sure

You: selena just won cuz she is bieber's chick

You: ya know

You: sooo what r ur jams?

You: as in music not jelly

Stranger: I HATE BIEBER

Stranger: I like jessie j :)

You: thats some tight shizz

You: does she sing, pricetag?

You: make the world dance...

You: that song

Stranger: yeah she sings pricetag

You: yeahhh i saw that on SNL

You: dope dope dope

Stranger: SNL?

You: thats saturday night live

You: its our big comedy program

You: sketch show

Stranger: ohhh

You: tina fey and will ferrel and like big stars started on it

You: yeah

You: what is it like in the UK?

You: does it rain much?

Stranger: ermm dark and quite a lot

Stranger: what about atl?

You: atl is AMAZING

You: asides from being the best place on earth

You: the birthplace of ryan seacrest

You: and home to nene leake

You: s

You: we got, the alliance theater

You: sunshine

You: the hawks

You: metroppolitian college

You: lots of BBQ chicken

Stranger: lol

You: and BRAD N MATT

Stranger: you gyys hot/

You: and also, its metropolitan college

You: oh yeah we r studs

You: not to brag or nothing

You: ill get a pic hold up

You: http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spongebobcake.jpg

You: wait thats the spongebob cake

You: h/o

You: http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1266241022/screen-capture-3.jpg

You: brad is on the R

You: matt is on the L

Stranger: k, 1 sec

Stranger: dont you hate pokewars

You: lol facebook humor

You: did u c the social network

You: i got a theory about facebook

Stranger: no

You: whole thing is a CIA operation trying to get out info

You: james bond set it up or sumptin

Stranger: wow

You: so are there alot of ppl in manchester

You: cuz rumor has it that ur the seventh-most populous local authority district in England

Stranger: yep

You: what's the canal street scene like hahahah

Stranger: what??

You: oh nothin u know that show queer as folk? its set there, and its in manchester

You: not that we watch it or anything

You: we just heard

You: we are straight

You: btw

Stranger: ooohhh LOL

You: yeah we dont much bout ur country asides from what we get from shows like that, simon cowell and the news

You: like we heard about the Sun Valley chicken rescue situation

Stranger: Englandd is the BESTT!1

You: do 9/10 brits agree??

You: 1000/10 ppl agree here in the atl that atl is da shiz

Stranger: HAHA

You: but if u polled people in north korea that would be thier answer as well but they have a state controlled media so they dont know better

You: or about the ATL sadly

You: so im thinking back to earlier in this convo and i was wondering what bieber did to personally offend you

You: jw

You: cuz he resides in the ATL when hes not on tour so we could pass a message along

Stranger: HE WAS BORN

You: BURN

You: so i take it baby is not ur jam?

Stranger: it certanly isnt

Stranger: is it SHIT

Stranger: like Rebecca Black

You: hahah the bus.....stop

You: that part made us major lol

Stranger: we watched it in class and LOLED

You: cool. so, what are some holidays u celebrate only in england of which we should be aware

Stranger: ermmm i dont know?

You: well, we got the 4th of july

You: but i know u dont celebrate that

You: ahaa

Stranger: ohh i suppoe we have the royal wedding thingy comin

You: yeah willz and kate holla

Stranger: :L

You: girl got some swagg

You: u english with those funny hats crack us up no offense

Stranger: i dont wear no frickin hat

Stranger: im gangsta :P

You: exhibit A

You: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimIHHwEBb8O_UM9pO30DjOSMaCys057KfiaoedfDmPeQ-TTFQbrnf8vpI-5e-w00P3XoeyNsgff_plymyB_nOP7-yGl2nKNnldgfmV_CfpqJHUPh65tz6PPisCN-F4ZmLuV0wS2mqKltc/s1600/middleton+hat+1.jpg

You: u like that song american boy by kanye and estelle

Stranger: yes

You: haha yeah i was thinkin of that

You: look at this peacoat, tell me he's broke

You: hahhaha

You: classi

You: c

You: do u eat bangers and mashes?

You: jw

Stranger: i just loled! no i dont

You: no like, fish and chips and a side of mushy peas?

Stranger: i like chips but not fish or peas

You: chips are french fries though right>

You: or FREEDOM fries as we some of us across the pond call em

Stranger: yeah but there more potatoey here

You: not us though

You: atl isnt into that kind of like texas shit

You: potatoes are dope

You: when choosing a side for a steak

You: does the typical english go for baked poatato or garlic mashed

You: jw

Stranger: we'ed go for chips probs

You: interesting

You: u ever been to visit oxford?

Stranger: no i aint thta smart

You: cool, we mighta heard of the place

You: we maintain however that metropolitan college is like, the BEST

You: just sayin

Stranger: hhahahaha

Stranger: :L

You: what face is that? a toungue out

You: c(=

Stranger: yup

You: thats how we do in the atl

You: c(= XD

You: that guy is wearin a pope hat

Stranger: lol.

You: u ever seen the pope in his pope mobile

You: or his pope habitat

Stranger: yh i visited once

You: word. you feel like a good person now?

Stranger: no

You: bein in his presence and such didnt do it by osomisis or nothin then

You: interesting

Stranger: ??

Stranger: i need your gys opinions

You: sure

Stranger: this guy wants to know who likes him and i know and he wants me to tell him so shud i

Stranger: ????

You: ok a few questions

You: first, are both people involved friends of urs?

Stranger: yh the guy is like my bro and the girl is my best mate????

You: does ur best mate want that info secret??

Stranger: i dont know?!!

You: ok here's what i think

You: u gotta do what we do with the horses

You: you put the two of them alone together and walk away

You: see what happens naturally

You: if its meant to be it will

Stranger: no but at school and stuff there too scared and i cant force them :/

You: have a party at the house

You: and be all like, im just gonna go grab some dip for these chips

You: and leave them along

You: alone*

Stranger: wow 3 at a party FUN

You: no it could be for many mates

You: nm

You: ok alternate situation

You: how about u just bring up ur friend to ur bro, but like casually

You: and see what he says

You: guage his responses

You: and such

Stranger: hmmmmm

You: like when matt was dealing with a similar scenario, i just went over to the chick and i was like, yeah.. know my friend mat... so....

Stranger: maybe

You: are the two of them close at all?

Stranger: yh their mates

You: thats a good starting point.

You: but theres going to have to be something that serves as a catalyst for this to change

Stranger: what like drink??// LOL

You: hahahha word

You: is there like a conflict of age difference or cliques varying at school between them, or is it a natural fit

Stranger: no same age lol

You: good. sounds like a good fit

You: in our humble opnion

You: how do u feel tho about ur best mate and bro that could be awkward

You: or, fantastic

Stranger: i dm i have a bf lol

You: i think, it comes down to, do u want them to get marryed and for this girl to be ur sister in law

You: think ahead

Stranger: i dont think it will go that far!

You: well i hope our advices were of use

Stranger: yh youve just made me confused

You: srry

You: :/

Stranger: dw

You: procede w caution

You: and remember

You: just keep swimming

You: and to drive on the left

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i cant drive yet

You: well, when u learn

You: when u learn

You: anyways

You: we really gotta be going

You: horses are hungry

You: but this was real nice

Stranger: 2 years :)

You: anyways

You: if we had to know just one thing and one thing only about englang

You: what should it be

You: england*

Stranger: we PARTY hard

You: word

You: thats whats uo

You: up

You: on that note

You: have a wonderful day

You: and life

You: in general

You: adios muchacha

Stranger: byebye