Thursday, June 30, 2011

Journey to Canada (with Brad n Matt)

This broskie was not a Degrassi fan, but he seemed real nice. Plus he says he sung with Avril Lavigne in church back in the day. We decided to take his word for it. Oh and Miley Cyrus apparently pissed off some Canadians once. Read on broskies and ladies. Read on.

You: hello
Stranger: Hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 16, male, Canada
You: oh man, you a Degrassi fan?
You: we know it is made in Toronto
Stranger: Lol, nah, I don't watch it that much
Stranger: What about you asl?
You: two guys here, best buds
You: please don't disconnect on us
You: we r real fun to talk to
You: we live in the ATL
You: Atlanta, Georgia
Stranger: Nice, I never been there
You: it is the BEST!
You: we got the Hawks, the Falcons, the alliance theater, and NeNe Leakes
You: and THE Metropolitan college, ATL
You: where we go to school
You: you in school broskie?
Stranger: Nope, got out last Friday
You: haha yeah we were asking if you are in school in general
You: as in..high school?
You: or should we say: high school, eh? haha
Stranger: High school, and we really don't say eh that much.
You: really?
You: rumors.
You: but is it true that Canada is the second biggest country in the world?
Stranger: Yes
You: wow!
Stranger: Bigger then USA
Stranger: Just less people
You: well, you guys got good TV shows (Degrassi) and awesome wild life (moose)
You: what else is nice about Canada?
Stranger: Best forests, ummmmmmmm Canada's Wonderland(kinda like your Disney) , Newfoundland is beautiful
You: wow
You: you heard of Strawberry Vivica?
Stranger: Nope
You: we think it is a Canadian band
You: oh
You: you heard of Avril Lavigne?
You: she's Canadian
Stranger: Yes, her actual home town is like 30 min away from me
Stranger: I used to sing in church with her
Stranger: I was also her first keyboardest
You: are you lying broskie?
Stranger: Why would I lie?
Stranger: Im in Ontario
You: can you prove that you sung in church with Avril Lavigne?!
You: because that is crazy!!
Stranger: Hmmmmmmmm, what kind of proof?
Stranger: I don't have any videos
You: maybe...a picture with her?
Stranger: Hmmmmmmmmmm, none online, I think theres one in the church
You: if we ever make it up to Canada, we'll go to that church and look for pictures of Avril Lavigne
You: oh yeah, what is the name of the church and is it in Ontario?
Stranger: The church is Napanee Ontario, about 30 mins away from Kingston
Stranger: Its Anglican
You: interesting
You: have you heard or have you ever met Luke Bilyk?
Stranger: No, I haven't
You: interesting
You: we were jw
You: he is a canadian actor
You: so, speaking of famous people and music...
You: what are ur jams?
You: as in music, not jelly
Stranger: Well, I play a couple instruments, I play Guitar, Piano, flute, Drums, Trumpet. And im mostly into the band Skillet
You: Skillet as in the American Christian rock band which formed in Memphis, Tennessee in 1996?
Stranger: I think so, I went to their live concert at Canada's Wonderland last Weekend, WonderJam is what it was called
You: they sound great
You: we like Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, the Beatles
You: some rap
You: broskie, you play so many instruments!
You: which one are you best at?
Stranger: Piano, And ewww Miley Cyrus
You: she has a good voice
Stranger: No, she betrayed us Canadians
You: how so?
Stranger: Party in the USA my ass
You: well, she is from the USA!
You: what do you expect?
Stranger: Still, she should only sing there
You: she went to Canada and sung party in the USA?
You: and it pissed off the Canadians?
Stranger: Yes, EXTREMELY
You: wow
Stranger: She did it at a hockey game
You: we hope it didn't get out of control
Stranger: Canada's National Sport
You: really? we thought lacrosse was the national sport of Canada
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Hockey
Stranger: In the 1940's Hockey night in Canada began, and thats where the phrase "He shoots, he Scores" comes from
You: interesting
You: speaking of sports, do you play any?
Stranger: Volley ball, and used to play foot ball
You: cool
You: we train horses
You: so we horseback ride a lot
You: oh and we scuba dive
You: deep sea
Stranger: Nice
You: your volleyball team at school any good?
Stranger: Some people are, not all though
You: kick the bad ones off the team
You: they are dragging everyone down
Stranger: Lmao, can't, coaches call
You: broskie, you give us that coaches number, and we'll get it straightened out
You: your team will be Canada's best
Stranger: i wish
You: if we tell ur coach we are calling from the ATL, he'll know we mean business
You: people from the ATL don't mess around
You: so what are ur hobbies?
You: besides singing in church with major celebs
You: hahaha
Stranger: Well besides instruments I liked to act.
You: liked?
You: past tense?
Stranger: Like*
You: oh
You: you ever play...Hamlet?
You: or like, what characters have you played?
Stranger: No, sadly, I do little plays at the moment, its hard to get an acting part in Canada
Stranger: Everything good is in the USA
You: yeah, LA is where it's at
You: but hey, the Degrassi stars made it big
You: you seem real artsy..you ever heard of the Ontario College of Art and Design?
Stranger: No, im more into computers, making programs and websites
You: interesting
You: we r real into bidness and stuff
You: we study music option III right now
You: which relates to music theory, painting, and algebra
You: real challenging curriculum
Stranger: Hmmmmm, interesting
Stranger: What kind of music theory?
You: musicology, some ethnomusicology
You: we dabble in a bunch of different kinds
Stranger: Interesting, I wouldn't mind looking into that sometime
You: yeah
You: what kind of career do you want to pursue?
Stranger: probably technologies, since that is the future
You: true
You: Brad's grandma says that back in the day, the only kind of technology they needed to master was learning to tie their shoelaces
You: whatever that measn
You: means*
You: but that sure has changed
You: it sure has changed
You: oh yeah, Brad is one of our names
You: and I'm Matt
You: we r Brad n Matt
Stranger: Im mitch
You: nice to meet you Mitch
You: so you have a girlfriend Mitch? we are just wondering
You: we are single ourselves, all of the ladies seem to be taken
Stranger: I have a girlfriend, and two other girls like me
You: wow!
You: ladies man
You: we admire that
You: ahahah
You: although, we are ladies men ourselves
You: is your girlfriend real nice and funny and smart?
Stranger: Well, my gf at the moment is a year younger, not as smart as myself I must admit, funny and super nice
You: aw
You: that's cool
You: we are constantly dating girls who are not as smart as ourselves
You: so we can relate
Stranger: Oh wow
You: so..what are the best restaurants in Canada?
You: we have heard of Vince's spaghetti
You: and friend talks about it sometimes
You: a friend*
Stranger: Well It depends, what food are you into?
You: we love us some Italian food
You: spaghetti
You: pizza
You: stuff like that
You: burgers and chicken fingers are good too
Stranger: Well there is this German restaurante that makes amazing food, its called Amadaeus, and it is in Downtown Kingston
You: cool
You: German restaurant
You: interesting
Stranger: Mhm
You: well broskie...
You: we gotta get going
You: but this was a real nice convo
You: a real nice convo
Stranger: Alright nice talking to you
You: bye!
Stranger: bye