Hey this was our first destinational educational convo with a lovely one of those things that katy perry sings about yeah its a california gurl (ft. snoop dogg). lolz. anyway- matt and brad had a real long chat with the lady. real nice. real nice. maninly, this convo is remembered for a few things. a)spirit animals and how one identifies theirs b)brad putting a fucking teddy bear in my [matt's] face, he's real mature some times. c)everything matt says about me [brad] is lies. except about being jewish i take that shit seriously. also matt is a momma's boy. true fact. true fact.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: ASL
You: ?
Stranger: 19f
Stranger: u
You: cool. 18.m.ATL
You: X2
You: two broskies here
Stranger: oh,got lucky i guess
You: sure did ma'am
You: so what do u do for fun
Stranger: watch movies,paint
Stranger: you
You: horseback riding.
You: and basketball
You: but actually we are whites
You: white guys from ATL hahah
Stranger: haha,i dont think theres much wrong with that,but cool about the horse back riding
You: thanks
You: we're like cowboys haha
You: ladies love cowboys right
Stranger: eh,sometimes , but now all we think about is brokeback mountain
Stranger: haha
You: haha gay.
Stranger: right,that movie ruined it for you guys,but its alright we still like cowboys
You: ;)
You: and also. we are real smart too
Stranger: thats good,howd you measure that
Stranger: you just know it/?
You: metropolitan college, ATL
You: so, yeah
Stranger: haha,its good to have a brain,whered yall move from before atl
You: MIA
You: and my friends from denver
Stranger: do you guys like it
You: we love the falcons thats for damn sure
Stranger: haha,good response, i movved to cali bout two years ago,dont like it much though
You: the paparazzi drives u nuts i bet
Stranger: oh,i havent seen any,i live in the bay area more for old retired people
You: old people are funnt
You: *funy
You: haha
Stranger: yeah, haha,i think theyre great, they sure make for better conversation than the people my age around here
You: i bet they tell you all kinds of advices
Stranger: no,not really,mostly they all want someone to hear their stories
You: like some of them still think thier in the korean wat
You: war
You: haha
Stranger: haha,thats true,i was talkin to one like that a few months ago,but he had some great things to say
Stranger: even if he didnt make much sense sometimes
You: but i bet he told u dont talk to strangers
You: yet here u are
You: lucky you got nice harmless dudes tho\
You: hahah
Stranger: if you dont talk to strangers ,you wont end up meeting too many people in life
Stranger: but im still glad i got yall
You: that was deep
You: so whats ur spirit animal?
You: we identify as a snake and a lion
You: fierce animals for strong men
Stranger: i have no idea how to find my spirit animal,never gave it much thought
You: let us help you
You: 1. concentrate
You: 2. think of your greatest childhood memory
You: 3. choose a habitat
You: 4. find a niche
You: 5. close eyes...you'll know then
You: and the whole time..listen to your heart
Stranger: i dont think ive got the imagination for that,can i just be a lion too?
You: ya know...you're more of a gibbon
You: that's a very respectable, cute monkey type thing
You: haha
Stranger: haha,thats alright,monkeys are my favorite type of animal anyhow
You: some ppl. they say I'm kind of psychic
You: it's like I have a 5th sense
You: haha
You: I mean 6th! derrrr
Stranger: haha,do you believe them
You: hell yes
You: I mean, think of a number between 1 and 10
You: I can guess it
You: do you have it?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: go for it
You: 7
Stranger: nope
You: 4
Stranger: haha,no
You: 9
Stranger: no
You: 2
Stranger: nah
You: 1
Stranger: nope
You: 5
Stranger: no
You: 6
Stranger: GOT IT!
You: see??
Stranger: not so psychic though
You: I AM psychic
You: I mean, they said kinda psychic
You: as in..not like those professionals on TV
You: haha
Stranger: haha,right,i wont crush your beliefs man
You: thanks.
You: been a victim of that far too many times.
You: my parents told me santa wasn't real when I was like..4 yrs old man
You: traumatizing experience
Stranger: oh man, i never believed in that guy,but im sorry for your experience
You: that wasn't a problem for Brad over here cuz he's jewish
You: hah
You: a
You: hahaha
You: he identitifies with the religion and stuff
You: I respect that.
You: haha
Stranger: haha,thats cool,ive never been too religious but i appreciate all of em in some way
You: yeah, grandpa always said he was a nudist, not a buddhist
You: that's how he landed my gran
You: neither of them was real religious
You: but damn, could they cook a good dinner
Stranger: haha,they sound like the perfect grandparents,ive never met mine
You: that sounds tragic.
You: I hope you are ok
Stranger: i just know my granpa has about 4 wife,oh im alright about it,you dont lose out on too much when youve never experienced it
You: was he a mormom?
Stranger: no,haha,he was african
You: are you of an african american descent
You: jw
You: not lookin' to judge
Stranger: im sudanese,but i alway get indian or ssomethin rediculous like that
You: brad over here is a white, but some ppl think he is chinese 'cause he's so smart and skilled with chop sticks and computers and stuff
You: they just assume.
You: jerks/
Stranger: haha,real load of bastards
Stranger: but you cant ever hate on asian
Stranger: they had bruce lee after all
You: brad is putting a fucking teddy bear in my face!!!
You: he's not real mature sometimes
Stranger: haha,you guys seem like fun,whatre yall studying anyways?
You: biophysics and french
You: both of us
You: similar passions, similar lifestyles
You: two peas in a pod
You: hahah
Stranger: haha,that must be great,you dont find that too often in a person
You: when we first met, we fucking hated each other
You: though
You: but then...we decided never to let chicks get in the way of our friendshio
You: friendship**
You: hahah
Stranger: haha,yeah i agree with that idea,real friends are hard to come by
You: that's what she said.
You: hahahah
Stranger: haha,real mature ,but she probably did say that
You: you know what's hot?
You: a chick who wears uggs
You: that girl has style
Stranger: yikes,i guess,no not really,uggs are fucking hideous
You: I know
You: I was just testing you
You: you passed
You: uggs are short for some kind of ugly or somethin'
You: hahah
Stranger: what,testing me,if i had feelins id be offended,haha
Stranger: they sure are !
Stranger: i dont understand em one bit
You: brad doesn't understand his physics hmwk...like ever
You: but he understands football
You: FALCONS
Stranger: i dont understand football,or physics,why dont you help your friend out?/
You: I don't understand it either
You: hahaha
You: lucky we got French as a fall back
You: we can always move to canada
You: hahaha
Stranger: you guys speak it well yet?ive been tryin to learn but have been procrastinatin it
You: nous sommes presque couramments
Stranger: translation
You: i.e. we are almost fluent
You: hahah
Stranger: im envious
You: a lot of people are jealous of us
You: we got brains, wit, and looks
You: and can ride a horse like no other
You: I mean, not to brag or anything
You: Brad over here is the boastful one
You: that's why he's not on the keyboard
You: hahhaha
Stranger: haha,i think you guys are missin a trait,called being humble
You: Brad trys to eat humble pie every night...but always fails
You: LOL
You: hey..let me ask you something!
You: have you ever gone surfing?
You: we planned a trip to Hawaii to surf, but cancelled it due to seein' some ppl's arms get bitten off by sharks
Stranger: haha,no ive never been,but i say yall should go for it,you could lose an arm doing alot of things,so why not surfing
You: wow!
You: true.
You: did you see 127 hours?
You: now THAT'S one way to lose an arm
You: ahahahh
Stranger: no!haha ive been wanting to watch it though,i started it then got distracted by another movie
You: brad on the computer now
You: matt ran to bathroom
You: first off
You: everything he said about me is lies
You: except about being jewish
You: i take that shit seriously
Stranger: haha,no worries,i wont hold any of it against you
You: thats also a hit single by britney spears
You: haha
You: only brit can take a cheesy pickup line and turn it into pop classic club anthem am i right hahaha
Stranger: haha,i havent heard that one,but yeah shes one cheesy ball
You: shes also batshit insane
You: haha
Stranger: haha,true,but you always end up feelin sorry for her,people never like to keep other alone
You: like that youtube guy said. why cant they just leave britney alone haha
Stranger: haha,true,but that guy bugged the hell out of me, here i go not leaving people alone, haha
You: hey before matt gets back imma tell you some facts about him
You: payback time
You: hahaha
You: 1. matt had his first kiss when he was 23
You: hahaha
You: did u spot that lie
You: cuz were 18 now
You: hahaha
Stranger: haha,thats a good one,but theres no way for me to know you guys are really 18
Stranger: you could be 24
Stranger: or 25
You: we're legit 18 though. take it on good faith
You: anyway. matt facts. here goes
You: 1. still sleeps with a blakey
You: 2. mommas boy
You: 3. neat freak. like anally oraganizing shit in our apartment hahaa
You: 4. set the Tivo to tape Hannah Montana finale. true fact
You: 5. that tool had the most beautiful girl in the ATL. and he broke her heart.
Stranger: hahahahaha!those were great,you sure do know how to get some payback,and man about the girl,sorry for the loss
You: his loss right
You: im
You: going
You: to
You: type
You: lots
You: so
You: that
You: is
You: not
You: on
You: the monitor
You: when
You: he
You: returns
You: ha
You: ha
You: ha
You: ok good
Stranger: hahahahah,that was great
Stranger: you funny ?
Stranger: you seem like youd be
You: hows this joke
You: is your dad a terrorist
You: because you are the bomb
You: hahahaha
Stranger: hahah,pretty high on the lame radar,but it passes with my humor
You: i got another joke
You: lady gaga showed up to the grammys in an egg.
You: the end
Stranger: hahahaha,that was flippin rediculous,she did make me want a damn good omelet though
You: gotta give it to matt- makes a good omlette
You: like dayum
You: give the bro eggs, ham, cheese, spinach. its like magic
You: oh matt just got back
You: this is still brad though
You: hahah
Stranger: oh ok haha
You: so how do you feel about julian assange spilling governmental secrets thru wikileaks?
You: jw
Stranger: cant say i know too much about it,nothing at all actually,care to fill me in
Stranger: make it sound like a movie though
You: i really dont know either. that's actually a headline that i typed down from the cover of vanity fair on our table
You: matt bought it for his sister cuz justin biebers on the cover
You: haha
Stranger: hahaha,that was nice of him,but now i really wanna know about this julian guy,ill google it later
You: yeah. he''s probably a good egg. like lady gaga. i mean outside- crazy. inside totally normal. and kind hearted
You: kindof like us
You: you know?
Stranger: i wouldnt rightly know,i just met you guys,but if you say so
You: love, light, and time tell all.
You: well. we gotta get out beauty sleep
You: haha
You: so thanks for the lovely convo with a lovely lady
You: i didnt catch ur name miss
Stranger: you guys have a good one,its dalal,but youll probably wont get it,it takes a few tries
You: dalal
You: got it on the first try
You: im skilled in that regard
You: all the french ya know
You: anyways
You: good night
Stranger: haha,glad you got it,night yall,thanks for the convo
You: :)
You: ill let u have the last word
Stranger: i love having the last word,hmm let me see,what do i want my last words to be
Stranger: uh
You: good choice
You: jk lol
Stranger: i do my best
Stranger: better?
You: i'd answer u but then i'd have the last word
