Journey to LA (and Vegas) with Brad N Matt

LA LA baby.

You: hey

Stranger: hello

You: how goes it

Stranger: where u from? I'm hanging out

You: ATL baby

You: reppin' the ATL all day

You: asl?

Stranger: 21 f la california

You: we r M. 23. ATL

You: it's two broskies here

You: best buds

Stranger: I see

Stranger: spring break?

You: no

You: we r back at THE Metropolitan college, ATL

Stranger: oh

Stranger: finals?

You: we didn't go anywhere for spring break

You: no place better than the ATL

Stranger: hows the food there?

You: it's delicious!!!

You: bbq+ATL=the bomb

Stranger: yum

You: we love ribs and popcorn chicken

Stranger: I want real BBQ. la isnt big on slow cooking

You: interesting

You: do you see celebs everywhere?

You: or are you a celeb?!?!

Stranger: la likes fast Asian n Mexican food. sometimes we see them

You: sometimes you see fast Mexican food?

Stranger: they get gas themself

You: interesting

Stranger: see celebs

You: I would think they have "people" for that

You: ah

You: so what are the best scenes in LA?

Stranger: there's a lot of things on la

You: like....the Chinese theater?

You: Brad over here got caramel on his comforter

You: from his candy apple

You: on a side note

You: it's real sticky to

Stranger: I like the theme parks.

You: DISNEY LAND!!!

Stranger: mmm sweets

You: you go on roller coasters?

You: SPACE MOUNTAIN

Stranger: ya. they chamged a lot of things

Stranger: new rides

You: no more space mountain? :(

You: sounds like a straight up nightmare

Stranger: I think they updates

Stranger: space mntm

You: oh

You: interesting

You: so what do you do for fun in LA

Stranger: whatever I feel like

You: such as?

You: going to auditions?

You: going to the beach?

You: walking dogs?

Stranger: if I wanna snow board at nite m surf next morning

Stranger: it's possible

You: snow board?

You: isnt it hot there

Stranger: ya

You: ???

You: confusing

Stranger: we have mountains like an hour away

Stranger: n Vegas os

Stranger: is 3 hours

You: vegas!

You: is it true that what happens there stays there?

You: j

You: w

Stranger: unless u post on fb

Stranger: lol

You: HAHAHAH

You: classic

Stranger: Vegas is crazy awesome

You: yeah?

Stranger: I have a house there

You: a house?

You: complete with a kitchen

You: and appliances?

Stranger: yea.

You: word

You: youre a straight up g then, no?

Stranger: lol no

Stranger: Asians like investments n vacations

You: does the house always win

You: or do u know how to beat that system

Stranger: no
*disconnect*

Journey to Maryland (with Brad n Matt)

This convo was pretty short, but real nice. Our broskie here shares our interest in kicking punk ass.

You: hey

Stranger: Hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 18 m usa

You: cool

You: 23 m ATL

You: whereabouts in the US?

Stranger: Maryland

You: oh, cool

You: so how goes it?

You: we r real bored

Stranger: Incredibly so

You: are you in colleg?

You: college*

Stranger: Yeah

You: university of maryland?

Stranger: Yeah

You: wow!

Stranger: Why wow?

You: we go to THE metropolitan college, ATL

You: oh yeah, there r two guys here

You: no homo

You: hahah

You: just friends

Stranger: That explains the whole 'we' thing

You: yeah.

You: so what do u study

Stranger: Pyschology

You: so you can like, read minds almost?

You: haha

Stranger: I'm more of a manipulator than a profiler

You: interesting.

You: you play any sports for the testudo?

Stranger: Nope

You: oh.

You: what do you do for fun?

You: jw

Stranger: I do TaeKwonDo 3 times a week

Stranger: Play video games

Stranger: most of the other time

You: wow broskie! that's cool

You: you must be really good at kicking punk ass

Stranger: I have a 2nd degree black belt

You: cool

You: would you rather beat up an old lady or have an old lady beat you up?

You: classic would you rather question

Stranger: Old lady beat me up, I just wouldn't have the heart to beat her up. Unless she was like a demon or something like in the movie Legion, then I'd fuck her up

You: interesting

You: do all of you friends do martial arts too?

Stranger: Nope

You: oh

You: brad over here has a lot of horses, and we ride and train them

You: oh yeah, we r brad n matt btw

You: have you ever gone horseback riding?

Stranger: Nope

You: try it sometime!

You: it's real fun

You: real fun

You: so tell us more about maryland

You: is it like a real liberal state?

You: or more conservative?

Stranger: More liberal for sure

Stranger: But I don't care much for politics

You: oh

You: what are ur interests?

You: besides kicking punk butt

Stranger: Video games, music, average stuff

You: music!

You: what r ur jams?

You: as in music, not jelly

Stranger: Metallica is my favorite band

Stranger: listen to mostly 80's - 90's metal and rock

You: very nice

You: you like Justin Bieber?

You: jw

Stranger: Not in the least

You: interesting

You: how about...blink-182?

Stranger: Not really

You: there a lot of good concerts in maryland?

You: maybe near campus?

You: we like to know about the music scene across the country n stuff

Stranger: The music scene here in Maryland is mostly R&B, Hip Hop, and Rap... so not really what interests me :\

You: LAME.

You: I mean that it doesn't suit ur interests

You: hahah

You: how about in Annapolis? you ever been? good music there?

Stranger: Nah, Haven't been there in years so I don't know whats going on there

You: classic.

You: we heard maryland gets some crazy weather patterns

You: due to downslope winds..

You: is that true?

Stranger: Yeah

You: so it could be like snowing on one day and then like..70 degrees on the next?!?!

Stranger: That has actually happened recently if I recall correctly

You: wow

You: the ATL is real nice

You: good weather

You: so what TV shows do you watch?

Stranger: Lots of stuff, to sum up, my top favorites right now are Anything on comedy central, house, the mentalist, psych(whatever happened to it), etc.

You: comedy central is great

You: we like SNL too

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: I like SNL I just don't watch it on a regular basis

You: some stuff on Nickelodeon as well

You: we have to admit it

You: hahaha

Stranger: Hehe

You: Maryland soon became one of the few regions in the English Empire where Catholics held the highest positions of political authority.

You: Brad wanted me to type that..

Stranger: o_O

You: he is doing a researhc project on new england states right now

You: hahah sorry he is a big nerd!

Stranger: Ahh

You: we both study music option III

Stranger: Cool, well I gotta go, gotta get up early tomorrow, seeya

You: oh ok

You: nice talking to you broskie

You: bye!

Stranger: Same

*disconnect*

the LOST Journey to Iowa (with Brad n Matt)

unfotch matt over here got his grubby paws on the keyboard and this great convo was lost for eternity to the tubes of the internets.

we'll list the highlights tho it was most educating.

• not all 16 year old girls like boybands. this girl didnt even go see BTR at the mall of america and like she didn't have an excuse or nothin! she also doesnt contemplate the meaning of the universe. bleak
• weekend trips to minnesota can bore the iowan
• lots of birds there, other than the obvs, Eastern Finch
• the popular sandwich is, as rumors correctly informed us, a pork tenderloin sandwich
• we revealed that we also are big fans of the pips & gladys. big fans. ATL all day bby. all day.
• finding nemo is a popular film of iowan culture
• if brad was a jersey shore characrer he's be mike- but this chick said she only likes vinny and pauly?? WTH. matt got pissed when I said he was Deena so then we said he was pauly. but really, we all know he's more of a deena. just sayin.
• sometimes it gets windy in iowa. prime for the kite flyin
• our conversational partner has never been scuba diving (deep sea)
• we warned her- watch out for them sting rays. crocadile huneter. RIP.
• there are nice apple orchards in washington. what i want to know is why we hearing that from a chick from iowa? gotta rep where u from all day. ATL ATL ATL ATL.
• some ppl are working to preserve what it left of iowa, as in habitats. like the chick's gpa is into that stuff.
• she's not a sioux city bandits fan, but she did have one excellent quality!! hawks fan!! HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS 
• learn somptin new, er'eday.

Journey to Russia (with Brad n Matt)

This russian browski likes to do all the asking and none of the answering.

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: als

You: m. ATL. 23

You: usually ASL though

You: just sayin

You: how goes it

Stranger: hah, i mistyped

Stranger: 21 male here

Stranger: what's up?

You: nm lookin for a nice chat

You: where u from

You: jw

Stranger: russia

You: cool

You: we've never been there

You: whats it like

You: and WE are two best buds brad n matt

Stranger: hard to say what it is like lol

Stranger: where are you from?

You: the ATL is Atlanta Georgia USA

You: best city in the world

Stranger: got it

Stranger: never been there either

Stranger: why are you on omegle?

You: bored

You: lolz

Stranger: pretty much the same here

Stranger: plus, can't get asleep :/

You: try countin sheeps

You: speakin of animals

You: u got any pets?

Stranger: no

You: maybe a great eagle owl? we know they are common in russia

You: oh well u ever seen one then?

Stranger: i think i have

Stranger: btw, may i know your orientation?

You: we like the ladies if thats what ur asking

You: and the ladies love us

You: just sayin

Stranger: same here

Stranger: that's nice

Stranger: are you black or white?

You: whites

You: two whites

Stranger: nice

Stranger: me too

You: are there black people in russia?

You: jw

Stranger: some

Stranger: those who came from africa as student

Stranger: students*

You: interesting

Journey to NYC (with Brad n Matt)

this one was real quick. proves that when ur cat gets out, you just gotta go. dont even got the time of day to acknowlege that's what happened. that's my guess. that's my guess.

Stranger: hey :)

You: hi

Stranger: wasssup?(:

You: asides from twitter bein overcapicty not much

Stranger: ahaha!

Stranger: sex like a tweet and im just tryn to follow!

You: good one

You: ASL

Stranger: youuuu first (:

You: k but dont be a tool and diconnect

You: m 23 ATL

Stranger: ohhhhh

You: ur turn

You: the game is afoot

Stranger: f,19 newyorkk.

You: concrete jungle where dreams are made up? theres nothin u cant do?

Stranger: ahaa ^-^ _-

Stranger: aha

Stranger: umm race?

You: we r brad n matt

Stranger: we?

You: were americans we're caucasian

You: we r brad n matt

You: two guys

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh

You: Best buds since diapers

Stranger: cute!

You: no homo

Stranger: wellhey

Stranger: i gotta go tho!

You: why? cat get out?

**disconnect**

Journey to North Carolina (with Brad n Matt)

Quick trip up I-85 N to North Carolina ayoooooo.

 

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 19/m/us

You: m/23/us

You: we r from the ATL

You: and you?

Stranger: north carolina

You: south yeahhhhh

Stranger: haha, yeah

You: we always thought the carolinas were real important becuz there is a north AND a south

You: hahaha

Stranger: haha, i guess so

You: anyways...

You: what r ur jams?

You: as in, music

You: not jelly

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i listen to mostly rock/alternative

Stranger: i like some rap

You: like MURS

You: hes comin to the ATL soon

Stranger: no i don't know who that is

You: interesting

Stranger: i don't like the new rap today

You: do you like Taylor Swift maybe?

You: jw

You: or maybe T Pain?

Stranger: hell no

You: so nobody who is a singer whose name starts with a T then

You: interesting

You: what r ur hobbies?

Stranger: i like to breakdance naked with the homeless

You: hahhaha

You: that takes guts, looks, and talent

Stranger: you have to give back to the community somehow

You: word

You: we train horses

Stranger: i see now

You: but they r pretty wild sometimes

You: they get spooked real easy

You: ppl think it is sissy like, but it takes guts to

Stranger: i remember one time a horse took a bite out of my leg

You: we sprained our ankles training the horses

You: btw this is two guys

You: best buds

You: brad n matt

Stranger: oh, ok

You: no homo

You: hahah

Stranger: haha

You: so what's good in north carolina?

You: any nice scenes?

Stranger: well, i live like 20 minutes from the ocean

You: damnn\

You: you surf?

Stranger: nope

You: us niether

You: i bet u get a mean tan tho

You: like a real one

You: not that bottle spray on shit

Stranger: haha

You: what's the best restaurant in north carolina? we heard the Angus Barn Restaurant is real good

Stranger: never heard of that one

You: its in Raleigh

You: on glenwood

You: check it out

Stranger: oh, ok

You: Raleigh seems dope i guess

You: but nothin compared to the ATL

You: just sayin

You: ahahah

Stranger: i actually live like 2 hours south of raleigh

You: that would be an intense commute if u were to seek and obtain employment there

You: so stay clear of that plan

You: hahaha

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i wil bring the fellows down at the local shelter to come with me

You: cool

Stranger: well, i have to go now, nice talking to you guys

You: no well one last q??

Stranger: ok

You: which club should we hit up in NC -- Legends or the American Kennel Club

You: jw

Stranger: well i don't do clubs

Stranger: so no idea

You: you are more of a library fellow?

You: classy.

You: we respect that

Stranger: haha, no

You: well have a nice night

You: bye

Stranger: haha, later

Journey to Long Island (with Brad n Matt)

pack ur weekend bags folks cuz we took a real short trip up to jones beach and talked a bit about how we try to avoid the biebs around the ATL given the mob scene usually ensuing within a 10 foot radius of the bro. 

 

Stranger: hey

You: hi

You: m 23 atl

You: asl?

Stranger: 20 f ny

You: NYC or upstate

Stranger: niether actually

You: !?!

Stranger: long island

You: cool

Stranger: so whats up?

You: ever been to jones beach?

Stranger: of corse, all the time

You: aw mad jel

You: what are some of the scenes there like

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: scenes as in picturesuque vistas

You: and stuff like that

Stranger: i dont know, it looks like a beach

You: interesting

Stranger: i saw jack johnson there one summer

You: cool

You: we saw justin biber in japan

You: in concert

You: so yeah

Stranger: are you still in japan?

You: no that was about a year ago

You: it was cool there

Stranger: oh?

You: ATL is better

Stranger: you like justin beiber?

You: ATLANTAAAA FACLONS

You: i mean he's our browskie cuz he lives in the ATL

You: we seen him around en stuff

Stranger: oh?

You: yeah its a mob scene wherever he goes so we try to avoid him

You: hahahaha

Stranger: i bet

You: so do you have any cool hobbies?

Stranger: um, i sing and play piano at a local coffee house

Stranger: you?

You: that's really cool

You: you should try out for american idol or sumptin like that

Stranger: no, im not looking for a career as a singer

You: interesting

You: matt collects beanie babies

Stranger: whos matt?

You: BTW you are talkin w/ two guys

You: brad and matt

Stranger: oh okay

Stranger: i wasnt aware

You: this is matt's beanie baby collection

You: http://www.legaljuice.com/beanie%20babies.jpg

You: sorry we try to clear that up

You: we got distracted with our chat tho

Stranger: thats okay

Stranger: my names Chrissy

You: like from 3's company?\

You: Christmas Noelle Snow