Thursday, April 21, 2011

Journey to India (with Brad n Matt)

This journey to India was particularly memorable and emotional. We will remember it always. Enjoy. 

You: hiya
Stranger: r u a good girl
You: we r good
You: but we r also
You: male
You: hi
You: asl?
You: ru there
Stranger: yes
You: so where r u from
Stranger: india
You: interesting
You: we from the ATL
You: USA
Stranger: so how do u do
You: we r good
You: atl is awesome
You: how is india
Stranger: there are some disrupptions in here
Stranger: but it'll be OK
You: like what kind?
Stranger: like ppl hate talking to ppl and ate to help
You: dramz
You: yeah i hear that
You: so ru in school?
Stranger: no i m in college
You: us too!
You: what ru studyin
You: we r music option III majors
Stranger: engineering
You: at THE metropolitan college ATL
You: woah we got a smart one here
You: lolz
You: ru a male of feminine
You: jw
Stranger: male
You: interesting
You: what r ur jams
You: as in music
You: not jelly
Stranger: i dont understand it
You: what music do u listen to
Stranger: rahmaan
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dear friends
Stranger: im gonna sleep
Stranger: its too night in here
You: JAI HO!!!!
You: we love that song
You: wait b4 u go
Stranger: it was great talking u
Stranger: jai ho
You: plz tell u 1 thing that is exciting about indoia
Stranger: yes
You: india*
You: 1 thing that's really cool
Stranger: yess.
Stranger: i wil ltell you.
You: yay
Stranger: people in here may be poor by money or low by standard,
Stranger: but i assure you that they hav all got a very big heart
Stranger: they love you great
Stranger: they care you great
You: aw
You: that's real nice
You: thanks for sharing something so precious
Stranger: and yu will ever forget one when yu meet smone
You: it's true, we will never forget this convo
Stranger: thanks to yu for this great vonvo
Stranger: perhaps we'll meet somewhere
Stranger: take care good bye
You: byez
*disconnect*

Friday, April 15, 2011

Journey to Eugene, Oregon (With Brad n Matt)

We did not get a whole lotta infos about Oregon from this convo, but we DID get lots of lolz plus have provided the complete explanation for our spraineded ankles.

Stranger: ayo
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: how goes it
You: asl?
Stranger: 15 f usa
Stranger: just chillin
Stranger: watching some longboarding vids to get stoked for summer skating!
Stranger: yourself?
You: that's intense!!!
You: we r just chillin' 2
Stranger: nice how old?
You: there are two broskies here btw
You: both chillin
Stranger: for sure
You: 24 and 23
You: ATL
Stranger: nicee
You: is where we reside
You: what state are you from?
Stranger: oregon
Stranger: yourself?
You: just got done watching Victorious
You: we love us some Nickelodeon
You: hell yeah
Stranger: hahaha nice
Stranger: what state?
You: Georgia!
You: we are from the ATL
You: so is ryan seacrest btw
You: true fact
Stranger: ohh didnt see that
Stranger: cool cool :)
You: so...you from Portland?
Stranger: eugene
You: nice.
You: what's the climate like?
Stranger: right now its rainy
You: classic.
Stranger: but it can change to sunny, you never know what it will be like
Stranger: usually in the 50's
You: sounds...unpredictable!
You: bipolar weather anyone?
You: hahah
Stranger: haha for reals
Stranger: but im moving to colorado thankfully :D
You: you ski?
You: these broskies ski
You: from time to time
Stranger: i do
Stranger: but
Stranger: im getting over a concussion from it
Stranger: so it sucks. im a really big skier
You: rough
You: we gots two sprained ankles here
You: so we are no strangers to injuries
You: sports injuries
Stranger: yeahh i sprain mine all the time
You: classic
Stranger: yeahh welcome to my world
You: to clarify, that's each of us with one sprained ankle.. not one of us with both ankles spraineded
You: we train horses
You: and the horses got out of control
You: so we sprained our ankles running
Stranger: yeahh i know, i broke my wrist falling off one a few summers ago
Stranger: in penn
Stranger: ouch!
Stranger: that must have sucked:p
You: pennsylvania?
You: like the poconoes?
Stranger: it was out in unionville
You: interesting.
Stranger: my grandparents are super close with bruce davidson, if you know who that is
You: so tell us about oregon!
Stranger: its boring!
You: what kind of fashions r real big there
Stranger: uhh, its depends. where i live a lot of people downtown are hippies and a lot of hobos
You: wait up-- bruce davidson the magnum agency photog?!
\
You: His photographs, notably those taken in Harlem, New York City, have been widely exhibited and published in a number of books.
You: as far as we know
Stranger: interesting. whats it like in georgia?
You: amazing!
You: the best.
Stranger: fantastic!
You: best food, best celebs, BEST colleges
Stranger: oh how i hate you haha
You: we go to THE Metropolitan college, ATL
You: so, yeah
You: studying music option III
Stranger: sounds fun!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: well i need to go
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: no!
You: why so soon?
Stranger: i have to
Stranger: going to a party
Stranger: :p
You: have fun
You: stay outta trouble
Stranger: will do!
You: remember Brad n Matt
You: two broskies
Stranger: yes i always do. i dont do drugs lol
You: reppin' the ATL
Stranger: got it!
Stranger: :D
You: bye now
Stranger: later
*disconnect*

Monday, April 11, 2011

Journey to the UK (with Brad n Matt)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAD. leave him some well wishes in the comments section. 
 
 
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how goes it
Stranger: its all gd and you?
You: asides from the fact that our neigbors are hella loud, hahahh we good
Stranger: asl??? :D
You: m. 23. atl
You: X2 you gots two broskis hwew
You: here*
Stranger: ohhhh hey both of you
You: hi
You: we r brad n matt
You: to claify
Stranger: ok
You: today is brads bday so he is 24 actually
Stranger: happy brthday brad
You: aww
You: thanks
You: so, what is ur asl
You: jw
Stranger: bp
Stranger: *np
Stranger: female
Stranger: 15 uk
You: cool
You: anywhere near brighton and hove?
Stranger: nooo
You: interesting
You: whereabouts in the uk then
You: ? jw
Stranger: Manchester
You: MANCHESTER UNITED!!!
Stranger: hahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: you support/
You: hell yeah
You: soccers not our primary sport of interest
You: but we will rep them fo sho
You: we can recognize greatness when we see it
You: thats what our college recruiter said to us
Stranger: tis all goodd ;)
You: at THE metropolitian college atl
You: ya heard of it?
You: good school
You: good school
Stranger: yh
You: is yh yeah, heard of it
You: jw
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :D
You: sweeeeeet
You: we r music option III majors
You: so yeah
Stranger: niceeeeee
You: its a really challenging pattern of courses centered around musical theory, algebra, and painting
You: whats school like in the UK?
Stranger: boring :(
You: anything like hogwarts?
Stranger: no you wont catch me anytime soon flying around on a brroom ;)
You: hahahah
You: snitches
Stranger: take it your fans then of hp
You: we didnt have the attention span to finish the series
You: so DONT ruin it plz
You: seriously
You: but the fourth one was prob the best
You: in brad's opinion
Stranger: ive only seen the first ome
Stranger: YAY I HAVE CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
You: hahaha
You: interesting
You: so what is your favorite movie, and what is so great about it anyway
Stranger: ermm
Stranger: i dont really have one
Stranger: probably killers
You: cool
You: finding nemo is our favorite film
You: just keep swimming hahah
Stranger: LOL
You: also our philosophy
You: as for television shows
You: we keep it on nickelodeon mostly, teennick too, so degrassi and spongebob
You: this is a pic of brads bday cake
You: http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spongebobcake.jpg
Stranger: nickelodeon realy/
Stranger: ?
You: yeah icarly is hilarious
You: and
You: ...
You: lol
You: we voted a ton in the kcas
You: (kids choice awards)
Stranger: ohhh what for miley cyrus?
You: we personally believe selena gomez was the least qualified winner for the best actress in a tv series
Stranger: ;)
You: hahah
You: yes it shouldve been miley, or miranda cosgrove for sure
You: selena just won cuz she is bieber's chick
You: ya know
You: sooo what r ur jams?
You: as in music not jelly
Stranger: I HATE BIEBER
Stranger: I like jessie j :)
You: thats some tight shizz
You: does she sing, pricetag?
You: make the world dance...
You: that song
Stranger: yeah she sings pricetag
You: yeahhh i saw that on SNL
You: dope dope dope
Stranger: SNL?
You: thats saturday night live
You: its our big comedy program
You: sketch show
Stranger: ohhh
You: tina fey and will ferrel and like big stars started on it
You: yeah
You: what is it like in the UK?
You: does it rain much?
Stranger: ermm dark and quite a lot
Stranger: what about atl?
You: atl is AMAZING
You: asides from being the best place on earth
You: the birthplace of ryan seacrest
You: and home to nene leake
You: s
You: we got, the alliance theater
You: sunshine
You: the hawks
You: metroppolitian college
You: lots of BBQ chicken
Stranger: lol
You: and BRAD N MATT
Stranger: you gyys hot/
You: and also, its metropolitan college
You: oh yeah we r studs
You: not to brag or nothing
You: ill get a pic hold up
You: http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spongebobcake.jpg
You: wait thats the spongebob cake
You: h/o
You: http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1266241022/screen-capture-3.jpg
You: brad is on the R
You: matt is on the L
Stranger: k, 1 sec
Stranger: dont you hate pokewars
You: lol facebook humor
You: did u c the social network
You: i got a theory about facebook
Stranger: no
You: whole thing is a CIA operation trying to get out info
You: james bond set it up or sumptin
Stranger: wow
You: so are there alot of ppl in manchester
You: cuz rumor has it that ur the seventh-most populous local authority district in England
Stranger: yep
You: what's the canal street scene like hahahah
Stranger: what??
You: oh nothin u know that show queer as folk? its set there, and its in manchester
You: not that we watch it or anything
You: we just heard
You: we are straight
You: btw
Stranger: ooohhh LOL
You: yeah we dont much bout ur country asides from what we get from shows like that, simon cowell and the news
You: like we heard about the Sun Valley chicken rescue situation
Stranger: Englandd is the BESTT!1
You: do 9/10 brits agree??
You: 1000/10 ppl agree here in the atl that atl is da shiz
Stranger: HAHA
You: but if u polled people in north korea that would be thier answer as well but they have a state controlled media so they dont know better
You: or about the ATL sadly
You: so im thinking back to earlier in this convo and i was wondering what bieber did to personally offend you
You: jw
You: cuz he resides in the ATL when hes not on tour so we could pass a message along
Stranger: HE WAS BORN
You: BURN
You: so i take it baby is not ur jam?
Stranger: it certanly isnt
Stranger: is it SHIT
Stranger: like Rebecca Black
You: hahah the bus.....stop
You: that part made us major lol
Stranger: we watched it in class and LOLED
You: cool. so, what are some holidays u celebrate only in england of which we should be aware
Stranger: ermmm i dont know?
You: well, we got the 4th of july
You: but i know u dont celebrate that
You: ahaa
Stranger: ohh i suppoe we have the royal wedding thingy comin
You: yeah willz and kate holla
Stranger: :L
You: girl got some swagg
You: u english with those funny hats crack us up no offense
Stranger: i dont wear no frickin hat
Stranger: im gangsta :P
You: exhibit A
You: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimIHHwEBb8O_UM9pO30DjOSMaCys057KfiaoedfDmPeQ-TTFQbrnf8vpI-5e-w00P3XoeyNsgff_plymyB_nOP7-yGl2nKNnldgfmV_CfpqJHUPh65tz6PPisCN-F4ZmLuV0wS2mqKltc/s1600/middleton+hat+1.jpg
You: u like that song american boy by kanye and estelle
Stranger: yes
You: haha yeah i was thinkin of that
You: look at this peacoat, tell me he's broke
You: hahhaha
You: classi
You: c
You: do u eat bangers and mashes?
You: jw
Stranger: i just loled! no i dont
You: no like, fish and chips and a side of mushy peas?
Stranger: i like chips but not fish or peas
You: chips are french fries though right>
You: or FREEDOM fries as we some of us across the pond call em
Stranger: yeah but there more potatoey here
You: not us though
You: atl isnt into that kind of like texas shit
You: potatoes are dope
You: when choosing a side for a steak
You: does the typical english go for baked poatato or garlic mashed
You: jw
Stranger: we'ed go for chips probs
You: interesting
You: u ever been to visit oxford?
Stranger: no i aint thta smart
You: cool, we mighta heard of the place
You: we maintain however that metropolitan college is like, the BEST
You: just sayin
Stranger: hhahahaha
Stranger: :L
You: what face is that? a toungue out
You: c(=
Stranger: yup
You: thats how we do in the atl
You: c(= XD
You: that guy is wearin a pope hat
Stranger: lol.
You: u ever seen the pope in his pope mobile
You: or his pope habitat
Stranger: yh i visited once
You: word. you feel like a good person now?
Stranger: no
You: bein in his presence and such didnt do it by osomisis or nothin then
You: interesting
Stranger: ??
Stranger: i need your gys opinions
You: sure
Stranger: this guy wants to know who likes him and i know and he wants me to tell him so shud i
Stranger: ????
You: ok a few questions
You: first, are both people involved friends of urs?
Stranger: yh the guy is like my bro and the girl is my best mate????
You: does ur best mate want that info secret??
Stranger: i dont know?!!
You: ok here's what i think
You: u gotta do what we do with the horses
You: you put the two of them alone together and walk away
You: see what happens naturally
You: if its meant to be it will
Stranger: no but at school and stuff there too scared and i cant force them :/
You: have a party at the house
You: and be all like, im just gonna go grab some dip for these chips
You: and leave them along
You: alone*
Stranger: wow 3 at a party FUN
You: no it could be for many mates
You: nm
You: ok alternate situation
You: how about u just bring up ur friend to ur bro, but like casually
You: and see what he says
You: guage his responses
You: and such
Stranger: hmmmmm
You: like when matt was dealing with a similar scenario, i just went over to the chick and i was like, yeah.. know my friend mat... so....
Stranger: maybe
You: are the two of them close at all?
Stranger: yh their mates
You: thats a good starting point.
You: but theres going to have to be something that serves as a catalyst for this to change
Stranger: what like drink??// LOL
You: hahahha word
You: is there like a conflict of age difference or cliques varying at school between them, or is it a natural fit
Stranger: no same age lol
You: good. sounds like a good fit
You: in our humble opnion
You: how do u feel tho about ur best mate and bro that could be awkward
You: or, fantastic
Stranger: i dm i have a bf lol
You: i think, it comes down to, do u want them to get marryed and for this girl to be ur sister in law
You: think ahead
Stranger: i dont think it will go that far!
You: well i hope our advices were of use
Stranger: yh youve just made me confused
You: srry
You: :/
Stranger: dw
You: procede w caution
You: and remember
You: just keep swimming
You: and to drive on the left
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i cant drive yet
You: well, when u learn
You: when u learn
You: anyways
You: we really gotta be going
You: horses are hungry
You: but this was real nice
Stranger: 2 years :)
You: anyways
You: if we had to know just one thing and one thing only about englang
You: what should it be
You: england*
Stranger: we PARTY hard
You: word
You: thats whats uo
You: up
You: on that note
You: have a wonderful day
You: and life
You: in general
You: adios muchacha
Stranger: byebye

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Journey to LA (and Vegas) with Brad N Matt

LA LA baby.


You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: how goes it
Stranger: where u from? I'm hanging out
You: ATL baby
You: reppin' the ATL all day
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 f la california
You: we r M. 23. ATL
You: it's two broskies here
You: best buds
Stranger: I see
Stranger: spring break?
You: no
You: we r back at THE Metropolitan college, ATL
Stranger: oh
Stranger: finals?
You: we didn't go anywhere for spring break
You: no place better than the ATL
Stranger: hows the food there?
You: it's delicious!!!
You: bbq+ATL=the bomb
Stranger: yum
You: we love ribs and popcorn chicken
Stranger: I want real BBQ. la isnt big on slow cooking
You: interesting
You: do you see celebs everywhere?
You: or are you a celeb?!?!
Stranger: la likes fast Asian n Mexican food. sometimes we see them
You: sometimes you see fast Mexican food?
Stranger: they get gas themself
You: interesting
Stranger: see celebs
You: I would think they have "people" for that
You: ah
You: so what are the best scenes in LA?
Stranger: there's a lot of things on la
You: like....the Chinese theater?
You: Brad over here got caramel on his comforter
You: from his candy apple
You: on a side note
You: it's real sticky to
Stranger: I like the theme parks.
You: DISNEY LAND!!!
Stranger: mmm sweets
You: you go on roller coasters?
You: SPACE MOUNTAIN
Stranger: ya. they chamged a lot of things
Stranger: new rides
You: no more space mountain? :(
You: sounds like a straight up nightmare
Stranger: I think they updates
Stranger: space mntm
You: oh
You: interesting
You: so what do you do for fun in LA
Stranger: whatever I feel like
You: such as?
You: going to auditions?
You: going to the beach?
You: walking dogs?
Stranger: if I wanna snow board at nite m surf next morning
Stranger: it's possible
You: snow board?
You: isnt it hot there
Stranger: ya
You: ???
You: confusing
Stranger: we have mountains like an hour away
Stranger: n Vegas os
Stranger: is 3 hours
You: vegas!
You: is it true that what happens there stays there?
You: j
You: w
Stranger: unless u post on fb
Stranger: lol
You: HAHAHAH
You: classic
Stranger: Vegas is crazy awesome
You: yeah?
Stranger: I have a house there
You: a house?
You: complete with a kitchen
You: and appliances?
Stranger: yea.
You: word
You: youre a straight up g then, no?
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: Asians like investments n vacations
You: does the house always win
You: or do u know how to beat that system
Stranger: no
*disconnect*

Monday, March 21, 2011

Journey to Maryland (with Brad n Matt)

This convo was pretty short, but real nice. Our broskie here shares our interest in kicking punk ass.

You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: cool
You: 23 m ATL
You: whereabouts in the US?
Stranger: Maryland
You: oh, cool
You: so how goes it?
You: we r real bored
Stranger: Incredibly so
You: are you in colleg?
You: college*
Stranger: Yeah
You: university of maryland?
Stranger: Yeah
You: wow!
Stranger: Why wow?
You: we go to THE metropolitan college, ATL
You: oh yeah, there r two guys here
You: no homo
You: hahah
You: just friends
Stranger: That explains the whole 'we' thing
You: yeah.
You: so what do u study
Stranger: Pyschology
You: so you can like, read minds almost?
You: haha
Stranger: I'm more of a manipulator than a profiler
You: interesting.
You: you play any sports for the testudo?
Stranger: Nope
You: oh.
You: what do you do for fun?
You: jw
Stranger: I do TaeKwonDo 3 times a week
Stranger: Play video games
Stranger: most of the other time
You: wow broskie! that's cool
You: you must be really good at kicking punk ass
Stranger: I have a 2nd degree black belt
You: cool
You: would you rather beat up an old lady or have an old lady beat you up?
You: classic would you rather question
Stranger: Old lady beat me up, I just wouldn't have the heart to beat her up. Unless she was like a demon or something like in the movie Legion, then I'd fuck her up
You: interesting
You: do all of you friends do martial arts too?
Stranger: Nope
You: oh
You: brad over here has a lot of horses, and we ride and train them
You: oh yeah, we r brad n matt btw
You: have you ever gone horseback riding?
Stranger: Nope
You: try it sometime!
You: it's real fun
You: real fun
You: so tell us more about maryland
You: is it like a real liberal state?
You: or more conservative?
Stranger: More liberal for sure
Stranger: But I don't care much for politics
You: oh
You: what are ur interests?
You: besides kicking punk butt
Stranger: Video games, music, average stuff
You: music!
You: what r ur jams?
You: as in music, not jelly
Stranger: Metallica is my favorite band
Stranger: listen to mostly 80's - 90's metal and rock
You: very nice
You: you like Justin Bieber?
You: jw
Stranger: Not in the least
You: interesting
You: how about...blink-182?
Stranger: Not really
You: there a lot of good concerts in maryland?
You: maybe near campus?
You: we like to know about the music scene across the country n stuff
Stranger: The music scene here in Maryland is mostly R&B, Hip Hop, and Rap... so not really what interests me :\
You: LAME.
You: I mean that it doesn't suit ur interests
You: hahah
You: how about in Annapolis? you ever been? good music there?
Stranger: Nah, Haven't been there in years so I don't know whats going on there
You: classic.
You: we heard maryland gets some crazy weather patterns
You: due to downslope winds..
You: is that true?
Stranger: Yeah
You: so it could be like snowing on one day and then like..70 degrees on the next?!?!
Stranger: That has actually happened recently if I recall correctly
You: wow
You: the ATL is real nice
You: good weather
You: so what TV shows do you watch?
Stranger: Lots of stuff, to sum up, my top favorites right now are Anything on comedy central, house, the mentalist, psych(whatever happened to it), etc.
You: comedy central is great
You: we like SNL too
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I like SNL I just don't watch it on a regular basis
You: some stuff on Nickelodeon as well
You: we have to admit it
You: hahaha
Stranger: Hehe
You: Maryland soon became one of the few regions in the English Empire where Catholics held the highest positions of political authority.
You: Brad wanted me to type that..
Stranger: o_O
You: he is doing a researhc project on new england states right now
You: hahah sorry he is a big nerd!
Stranger: Ahh
You: we both study music option III
Stranger: Cool, well I gotta go, gotta get up early tomorrow, seeya
You: oh ok
You: nice talking to you broskie
You: bye!
Stranger: Same
*disconnect*

Saturday, March 12, 2011

the LOST Journey to Iowa (with Brad n Matt)

unfotch matt over here got his grubby paws on the keyboard and this great convo was lost for eternity to the tubes of the internets.

we'll list the highlights tho it was most educating.

  • not all 16 year old girls like boybands. this girl didnt even go see BTR at the mall of america and like she didn't have an excuse or nothin! she also doesnt contemplate the meaning of the universe. bleak
  • weekend trips to minnesota can bore the iowan
  • lots of birds there, other than the obvs, Eastern Finch
  • the popular sandwich is, as rumors correctly informed us, a pork tenderloin sandwich
  • we revealed that we also are big fans of the pips & gladys. big fans. ATL all day bby. all day.
  • finding nemo is a popular film of iowan culture
  • if brad was a jersey shore characrer he's be mike- but this chick said she only likes vinny and pauly?? WTH. matt got pissed when I said he was Deena so then we said he was pauly. but really, we all know he's more of a deena. just sayin.
  • sometimes it gets windy in iowa. prime for the kite flyin
  • our conversational partner has never been scuba diving (deep sea)
  • we warned her- watch out for them sting rays. crocadile huneter. RIP.
  • there are nice apple orchards in washington. what i want to know is why we hearing that from a chick from iowa? gotta rep where u from all day. ATL ATL ATL ATL.
  • some ppl are working to preserve what it left of iowa, as in habitats. like the chick's gpa is into that stuff.
  • she's not a sioux city bandits fan, but she did have one excellent quality!! hawks fan!! HAWKS HAWKS HAWKS 
  • learn somptin new, er'eday.

Journey to Russia (with Brad n Matt)

This russian browski likes to do all the asking and none of the answering.
 
Stranger: hi
Stranger: als
You: m. ATL. 23
You: usually ASL though
You: just sayin
You: how goes it
Stranger: hah, i mistyped
Stranger: 21 male here
Stranger: what's up?
You: nm lookin for a nice chat
You: where u from
You: jw
Stranger: russia
You: cool
You: we've never been there
You: whats it like
You: and WE are two best buds brad n matt
Stranger: hard to say what it is like lol
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the ATL is Atlanta Georgia USA
You: best city in the world
Stranger: got it
Stranger: never been there either
Stranger: why are you on omegle?
You: bored
You: lolz
Stranger: pretty much the same here
Stranger: plus, can't get asleep :/
You: try countin sheeps
You: speakin of animals
You: u got any pets?
Stranger: no
You: maybe a great eagle owl? we know they are common in russia
You: oh well u ever seen one then?
Stranger: i think i have
Stranger: btw, may i know your orientation?
You: we like the ladies if thats what ur asking
You: and the ladies love us
You: just sayin
Stranger: same here
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: are you black or white?
You: whites
You: two whites
Stranger: nice
Stranger: me too
You: are there black people in russia?
You: jw
Stranger: some
Stranger: those who came from africa as student
Stranger: students*
You: interesting