Thursday, May 5, 2011

Journey to Sacramento, California (with Brad n Matt)

This broskie insisted that people in Sacramento suck "in their own way," and the weather is nothing to brag about. But it was a real nice convo nonetheless. Real nice convo.

You: hello
Stranger: Hello to you too
You: how goes it?
Stranger: Fine
You: good.
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
You: age, sex, location
Stranger: ah
Stranger: :P
Stranger: 14, male, CA
You: oh
You: interesting
You: we r two broskies here
You: best buds
You: Brad n Matt
You: 23 and 24 ATL
Stranger: Hm
You: do you live in LA? maybe next door to a celeb?
You: jw
Stranger: Sacramento
You: cool
You: so what are your jams?
You: as in music, not jelly
Stranger: lol, yeah :P
Stranger: Really,
Stranger: anything but rap and classic rock
You: interesting
You: we like us some pop music
You: some hip hop too
You: have you heard of the Esquire Bar and Grill?
You: it's in Sacramento
You: our buddy used to go there a lot, and he talks about it all the time
Stranger: no,sadly
You: oh
You: so where DO you hang out/get grub in Sacramento?
Stranger: sorry, was on phone :P
Stranger: I go to any sushi places
Stranger: Or steak houses
You: he also talked about McCormick and Schmicks sea food restaurant
You: so maybe you've been there
Stranger: McCormicks, yes
Stranger: Never heard of Schmicks
You: maybe they used to be broskies, and then they had a fight
You: hahaha
Stranger: Ahaha
Stranger: never knew that
You: so what r ur hobbies?
Stranger: I spend most of my time playing LoL
You: playing?
You: like...hide and seek?
You: or video games?
Stranger: League of Legends :P
Stranger: Online game
You: oh!
You: we thought u were saying lol as in laugh out loud
You: so what is the objective of LoL
You: as in, what do u try n do in that game
Stranger: Just a pvp game
Stranger: randomly get paired with 9 other people
Stranger: and fight 5 v 5
You: interesting
You: you ever been to Cesar Chavez Park?
You: we have heard of it
Stranger: Never have been there
You: ah
You: you a fan of the Sacramento Kings?
Stranger: Was, then they thought about moving xD
You: deal breaker!!!
You: ahahaha
Stranger: pretty much
You: well, if you have not been before, you HAVE to go to the ATL
You: it is amazing!
Stranger: ATL?
You: we got the Falcons, the Hawks, the Alliance theater
You: and Nene Leakes
You: yeah, Atlanta Georgia
Stranger: That was my guess
You: we also have one of the best collges in the country
You: where Matt and I currently are enrolled
You: its THE Metropolitan college, ATL
You: real exclusive n stuff
You: we study music option III
Stranger: Music Option 3...
Stranger: point of the class?
You: it's all about music theory n stuff.. it's a serious of courses that revolve around music, music theory, algebra, and painting
You: you get a real well rounded education, but it focuses on music of course
You: series**
Stranger: Wow
You: yeah
You: so how do you like school broskie?
Stranger: I'm just a frehsmen
You: considering come to THE Metropolitan college, ATL
Stranger: typing fail Dx
You: what's ur favorite subject?
Stranger: Mainly math
Stranger: Only subject that doesn't give long term projects...
You: yeah, we hear you
You: you got a good math teacher?
Stranger: Decent
You: cool
Stranger: However, she does do all of the homework for you.
You: whenever we are asked to find X, we point out that it is a silly question because X is right there on the paper
You: but then we just use our sick algebra skills to figure out x's numerical value
Stranger: Pretty much
You: you like gym class?
Stranger: don't have it
You: what?!?!?!
You: that's why obesity is a problem in the US!!
You: why no gym broskie?
Stranger: The school doesn't offer it imo
You: oh man
You: but you play sports?
Stranger: Used to
You: we like horseback riding and scuba diving a lot
You: we train horses
Stranger: I've always wanted to scuba dive.
You: deep sea is the best kind
You: best kind
You: what sports did u play in the past?
Stranger: Basketball
Stranger: And Baseball
You: first base?
Stranger: I sucked at basket ball for 7 years and quit
Stranger: Baseball is boring and quit mid season :P
You: hahah
You: try horseback riding sometime
Stranger: I have
You: interesting
Stranger: Very...... unlucky for me though
Stranger: Something startled the horse and I got jolted off.
You: happens to us all the time
You: all the time
You: you gotta show the horse who is boss, though sometimes they just get spooked
You: can't help it
You: so what do you like best about Sacramento?
You: we like to learn about other cities and parts of the world
Stranger: Sacramento....
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: People suck, sadly
You: they r mean?
Stranger: No, they just suck
Stranger: In their own way.
Stranger: Bad drivers, racists, brat children terrible parents
You: ah man
You: sadly all cities have some of those
You: even the wonderful city of the ATL
You: but there must be something you like?
You: maybe the weather?
Stranger: weather is decent
Stranger: Nothing to brag about
You: people who brag about their weather are just plain arrogant
Stranger: True
Stranger: I'm going to the subject of music...
Stranger: favorite artist?
You: we like Miley Cyrus and Taylor swift a lot
You: but also the Beatles and T Pain
Stranger: I can't really say they are my favorite
You: who are ur favs?
Stranger: So many to say...
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: All That remains, Devil Wears Prada, Enter Shikari, Attack! Attack!, Asking Alexandria
You: very cool
You: nice variety
Stranger: meh
Stranger: Those are just some core groups I know
You: interesting
Stranger: When I hear maybe a good classical peice
Stranger: I can't really say I like the artist more or less just the piece
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EymfGPRzKUM
You: we will watch that
You: we gotta go though broskie
You: it was nice talking to you
You: you have a nice day
Stranger: You too
You: bye
Stranger: Later
*disconnect*
 

Monday, May 2, 2011

Journey to Liverpool, England (with Brad n Matt)

This journey to England was short n sweet. Apparently this broskie thought we would like his jelly more than his jams (as in music). Interesting.


You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how goes it?
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: you?
You: not too bad
You: asl?
Stranger: M26uk
You: we r M 23 and 24 ATL
You: two broskies here
You: ATL= Atlanta, Georgia
Stranger: ok, got it
Stranger: what brings you to omegle?
You: so what part of the UK are you from?
You: Brighton and Hove?
You: we've heard good things about Brighton and Hove
Stranger: Liverpool, England
You: interesting
You: that's very cool
You: we heard bangers and mash are real popular there
Stranger: tnx
Stranger: yeah , mainly north east yhough
Stranger: though*
You: ah
Stranger: you been to uk?
You: nah
You: but we know some things about it
You: for example, Liverpool beat Newcastle yesterday
You: in soccer, or football as you would call it
You: ahahah
Stranger: yeah, your right
Stranger: but i'm an evertonian
Stranger: same city , different team
You: interesting
You: so what are ur jams>
You: as in music, not jelly
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: think you may prefer my jelly
Stranger: i like oldies
Stranger: tamla
You: is it real good in Liverpool? PB&js must be boss
Stranger: soul
You: cool
Stranger: and the beatles
You: we like us some pop music
You: beatles are cool too
You: everyone loves them, in our opinion
Stranger: yeah, i was in the cavern last week
Stranger: took an austrian friend to visit
You: so broskie we actually gotta get going already
You: but could you tell us a couple things about England before we go?
Stranger: ok, fella's
You: we like to learn about the world
Stranger: nice chatting
Stranger: usa 1 osama 0
Stranger: take care
You: that's right
You: wait!
Stranger: yeah
You: if we had to know one thing about england, what would it be?
Stranger: we are friendly,
Stranger: and welcoming
You: that's real nice
You: we will visit one day
Stranger: treat others as we would like to be treated
You: so you brits remember the golden rule
You: real nice
You: real nice
Stranger: ok, hope you make it
You: us too
Stranger: yeah, costs nothing to be nice
You: bye now
Stranger: bye
*disconnect*

 

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Journey to India (with Brad n Matt)

This journey to India was particularly memorable and emotional. We will remember it always. Enjoy. 

You: hiya
Stranger: r u a good girl
You: we r good
You: but we r also
You: male
You: hi
You: asl?
You: ru there
Stranger: yes
You: so where r u from
Stranger: india
You: interesting
You: we from the ATL
You: USA
Stranger: so how do u do
You: we r good
You: atl is awesome
You: how is india
Stranger: there are some disrupptions in here
Stranger: but it'll be OK
You: like what kind?
Stranger: like ppl hate talking to ppl and ate to help
You: dramz
You: yeah i hear that
You: so ru in school?
Stranger: no i m in college
You: us too!
You: what ru studyin
You: we r music option III majors
Stranger: engineering
You: at THE metropolitan college ATL
You: woah we got a smart one here
You: lolz
You: ru a male of feminine
You: jw
Stranger: male
You: interesting
You: what r ur jams
You: as in music
You: not jelly
Stranger: i dont understand it
You: what music do u listen to
Stranger: rahmaan
Stranger: ok
Stranger: dear friends
Stranger: im gonna sleep
Stranger: its too night in here
You: JAI HO!!!!
You: we love that song
You: wait b4 u go
Stranger: it was great talking u
Stranger: jai ho
You: plz tell u 1 thing that is exciting about indoia
Stranger: yes
You: india*
You: 1 thing that's really cool
Stranger: yess.
Stranger: i wil ltell you.
You: yay
Stranger: people in here may be poor by money or low by standard,
Stranger: but i assure you that they hav all got a very big heart
Stranger: they love you great
Stranger: they care you great
You: aw
You: that's real nice
You: thanks for sharing something so precious
Stranger: and yu will ever forget one when yu meet smone
You: it's true, we will never forget this convo
Stranger: thanks to yu for this great vonvo
Stranger: perhaps we'll meet somewhere
Stranger: take care good bye
You: byez
*disconnect*

Friday, April 15, 2011

Journey to Eugene, Oregon (With Brad n Matt)

We did not get a whole lotta infos about Oregon from this convo, but we DID get lots of lolz plus have provided the complete explanation for our spraineded ankles.

Stranger: ayo
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: how goes it
You: asl?
Stranger: 15 f usa
Stranger: just chillin
Stranger: watching some longboarding vids to get stoked for summer skating!
Stranger: yourself?
You: that's intense!!!
You: we r just chillin' 2
Stranger: nice how old?
You: there are two broskies here btw
You: both chillin
Stranger: for sure
You: 24 and 23
You: ATL
Stranger: nicee
You: is where we reside
You: what state are you from?
Stranger: oregon
Stranger: yourself?
You: just got done watching Victorious
You: we love us some Nickelodeon
You: hell yeah
Stranger: hahaha nice
Stranger: what state?
You: Georgia!
You: we are from the ATL
You: so is ryan seacrest btw
You: true fact
Stranger: ohh didnt see that
Stranger: cool cool :)
You: so...you from Portland?
Stranger: eugene
You: nice.
You: what's the climate like?
Stranger: right now its rainy
You: classic.
Stranger: but it can change to sunny, you never know what it will be like
Stranger: usually in the 50's
You: sounds...unpredictable!
You: bipolar weather anyone?
You: hahah
Stranger: haha for reals
Stranger: but im moving to colorado thankfully :D
You: you ski?
You: these broskies ski
You: from time to time
Stranger: i do
Stranger: but
Stranger: im getting over a concussion from it
Stranger: so it sucks. im a really big skier
You: rough
You: we gots two sprained ankles here
You: so we are no strangers to injuries
You: sports injuries
Stranger: yeahh i sprain mine all the time
You: classic
Stranger: yeahh welcome to my world
You: to clarify, that's each of us with one sprained ankle.. not one of us with both ankles spraineded
You: we train horses
You: and the horses got out of control
You: so we sprained our ankles running
Stranger: yeahh i know, i broke my wrist falling off one a few summers ago
Stranger: in penn
Stranger: ouch!
Stranger: that must have sucked:p
You: pennsylvania?
You: like the poconoes?
Stranger: it was out in unionville
You: interesting.
Stranger: my grandparents are super close with bruce davidson, if you know who that is
You: so tell us about oregon!
Stranger: its boring!
You: what kind of fashions r real big there
Stranger: uhh, its depends. where i live a lot of people downtown are hippies and a lot of hobos
You: wait up-- bruce davidson the magnum agency photog?!
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You: His photographs, notably those taken in Harlem, New York City, have been widely exhibited and published in a number of books.
You: as far as we know
Stranger: interesting. whats it like in georgia?
You: amazing!
You: the best.
Stranger: fantastic!
You: best food, best celebs, BEST colleges
Stranger: oh how i hate you haha
You: we go to THE Metropolitan college, ATL
You: so, yeah
You: studying music option III
Stranger: sounds fun!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: well i need to go
Stranger: nice talking to you
You: no!
You: why so soon?
Stranger: i have to
Stranger: going to a party
Stranger: :p
You: have fun
You: stay outta trouble
Stranger: will do!
You: remember Brad n Matt
You: two broskies
Stranger: yes i always do. i dont do drugs lol
You: reppin' the ATL
Stranger: got it!
Stranger: :D
You: bye now
Stranger: later
*disconnect*

Monday, April 11, 2011

Journey to the UK (with Brad n Matt)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAD. leave him some well wishes in the comments section. 
 
 
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: how goes it
Stranger: its all gd and you?
You: asides from the fact that our neigbors are hella loud, hahahh we good
Stranger: asl??? :D
You: m. 23. atl
You: X2 you gots two broskis hwew
You: here*
Stranger: ohhhh hey both of you
You: hi
You: we r brad n matt
You: to claify
Stranger: ok
You: today is brads bday so he is 24 actually
Stranger: happy brthday brad
You: aww
You: thanks
You: so, what is ur asl
You: jw
Stranger: bp
Stranger: *np
Stranger: female
Stranger: 15 uk
You: cool
You: anywhere near brighton and hove?
Stranger: nooo
You: interesting
You: whereabouts in the uk then
You: ? jw
Stranger: Manchester
You: MANCHESTER UNITED!!!
Stranger: hahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: you support/
You: hell yeah
You: soccers not our primary sport of interest
You: but we will rep them fo sho
You: we can recognize greatness when we see it
You: thats what our college recruiter said to us
Stranger: tis all goodd ;)
You: at THE metropolitian college atl
You: ya heard of it?
You: good school
You: good school
Stranger: yh
You: is yh yeah, heard of it
You: jw
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :D
You: sweeeeeet
You: we r music option III majors
You: so yeah
Stranger: niceeeeee
You: its a really challenging pattern of courses centered around musical theory, algebra, and painting
You: whats school like in the UK?
Stranger: boring :(
You: anything like hogwarts?
Stranger: no you wont catch me anytime soon flying around on a brroom ;)
You: hahahah
You: snitches
Stranger: take it your fans then of hp
You: we didnt have the attention span to finish the series
You: so DONT ruin it plz
You: seriously
You: but the fourth one was prob the best
You: in brad's opinion
Stranger: ive only seen the first ome
Stranger: YAY I HAVE CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
You: hahaha
You: interesting
You: so what is your favorite movie, and what is so great about it anyway
Stranger: ermm
Stranger: i dont really have one
Stranger: probably killers
You: cool
You: finding nemo is our favorite film
You: just keep swimming hahah
Stranger: LOL
You: also our philosophy
You: as for television shows
You: we keep it on nickelodeon mostly, teennick too, so degrassi and spongebob
You: this is a pic of brads bday cake
You: http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spongebobcake.jpg
Stranger: nickelodeon realy/
Stranger: ?
You: yeah icarly is hilarious
You: and
You: ...
You: lol
You: we voted a ton in the kcas
You: (kids choice awards)
Stranger: ohhh what for miley cyrus?
You: we personally believe selena gomez was the least qualified winner for the best actress in a tv series
Stranger: ;)
You: hahah
You: yes it shouldve been miley, or miranda cosgrove for sure
You: selena just won cuz she is bieber's chick
You: ya know
You: sooo what r ur jams?
You: as in music not jelly
Stranger: I HATE BIEBER
Stranger: I like jessie j :)
You: thats some tight shizz
You: does she sing, pricetag?
You: make the world dance...
You: that song
Stranger: yeah she sings pricetag
You: yeahhh i saw that on SNL
You: dope dope dope
Stranger: SNL?
You: thats saturday night live
You: its our big comedy program
You: sketch show
Stranger: ohhh
You: tina fey and will ferrel and like big stars started on it
You: yeah
You: what is it like in the UK?
You: does it rain much?
Stranger: ermm dark and quite a lot
Stranger: what about atl?
You: atl is AMAZING
You: asides from being the best place on earth
You: the birthplace of ryan seacrest
You: and home to nene leake
You: s
You: we got, the alliance theater
You: sunshine
You: the hawks
You: metroppolitian college
You: lots of BBQ chicken
Stranger: lol
You: and BRAD N MATT
Stranger: you gyys hot/
You: and also, its metropolitan college
You: oh yeah we r studs
You: not to brag or nothing
You: ill get a pic hold up
You: http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spongebobcake.jpg
You: wait thats the spongebob cake
You: h/o
You: http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1266241022/screen-capture-3.jpg
You: brad is on the R
You: matt is on the L
Stranger: k, 1 sec
Stranger: dont you hate pokewars
You: lol facebook humor
You: did u c the social network
You: i got a theory about facebook
Stranger: no
You: whole thing is a CIA operation trying to get out info
You: james bond set it up or sumptin
Stranger: wow
You: so are there alot of ppl in manchester
You: cuz rumor has it that ur the seventh-most populous local authority district in England
Stranger: yep
You: what's the canal street scene like hahahah
Stranger: what??
You: oh nothin u know that show queer as folk? its set there, and its in manchester
You: not that we watch it or anything
You: we just heard
You: we are straight
You: btw
Stranger: ooohhh LOL
You: yeah we dont much bout ur country asides from what we get from shows like that, simon cowell and the news
You: like we heard about the Sun Valley chicken rescue situation
Stranger: Englandd is the BESTT!1
You: do 9/10 brits agree??
You: 1000/10 ppl agree here in the atl that atl is da shiz
Stranger: HAHA
You: but if u polled people in north korea that would be thier answer as well but they have a state controlled media so they dont know better
You: or about the ATL sadly
You: so im thinking back to earlier in this convo and i was wondering what bieber did to personally offend you
You: jw
You: cuz he resides in the ATL when hes not on tour so we could pass a message along
Stranger: HE WAS BORN
You: BURN
You: so i take it baby is not ur jam?
Stranger: it certanly isnt
Stranger: is it SHIT
Stranger: like Rebecca Black
You: hahah the bus.....stop
You: that part made us major lol
Stranger: we watched it in class and LOLED
You: cool. so, what are some holidays u celebrate only in england of which we should be aware
Stranger: ermmm i dont know?
You: well, we got the 4th of july
You: but i know u dont celebrate that
You: ahaa
Stranger: ohh i suppoe we have the royal wedding thingy comin
You: yeah willz and kate holla
Stranger: :L
You: girl got some swagg
You: u english with those funny hats crack us up no offense
Stranger: i dont wear no frickin hat
Stranger: im gangsta :P
You: exhibit A
You: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimIHHwEBb8O_UM9pO30DjOSMaCys057KfiaoedfDmPeQ-TTFQbrnf8vpI-5e-w00P3XoeyNsgff_plymyB_nOP7-yGl2nKNnldgfmV_CfpqJHUPh65tz6PPisCN-F4ZmLuV0wS2mqKltc/s1600/middleton+hat+1.jpg
You: u like that song american boy by kanye and estelle
Stranger: yes
You: haha yeah i was thinkin of that
You: look at this peacoat, tell me he's broke
You: hahhaha
You: classi
You: c
You: do u eat bangers and mashes?
You: jw
Stranger: i just loled! no i dont
You: no like, fish and chips and a side of mushy peas?
Stranger: i like chips but not fish or peas
You: chips are french fries though right>
You: or FREEDOM fries as we some of us across the pond call em
Stranger: yeah but there more potatoey here
You: not us though
You: atl isnt into that kind of like texas shit
You: potatoes are dope
You: when choosing a side for a steak
You: does the typical english go for baked poatato or garlic mashed
You: jw
Stranger: we'ed go for chips probs
You: interesting
You: u ever been to visit oxford?
Stranger: no i aint thta smart
You: cool, we mighta heard of the place
You: we maintain however that metropolitan college is like, the BEST
You: just sayin
Stranger: hhahahaha
Stranger: :L
You: what face is that? a toungue out
You: c(=
Stranger: yup
You: thats how we do in the atl
You: c(= XD
You: that guy is wearin a pope hat
Stranger: lol.
You: u ever seen the pope in his pope mobile
You: or his pope habitat
Stranger: yh i visited once
You: word. you feel like a good person now?
Stranger: no
You: bein in his presence and such didnt do it by osomisis or nothin then
You: interesting
Stranger: ??
Stranger: i need your gys opinions
You: sure
Stranger: this guy wants to know who likes him and i know and he wants me to tell him so shud i
Stranger: ????
You: ok a few questions
You: first, are both people involved friends of urs?
Stranger: yh the guy is like my bro and the girl is my best mate????
You: does ur best mate want that info secret??
Stranger: i dont know?!!
You: ok here's what i think
You: u gotta do what we do with the horses
You: you put the two of them alone together and walk away
You: see what happens naturally
You: if its meant to be it will
Stranger: no but at school and stuff there too scared and i cant force them :/
You: have a party at the house
You: and be all like, im just gonna go grab some dip for these chips
You: and leave them along
You: alone*
Stranger: wow 3 at a party FUN
You: no it could be for many mates
You: nm
You: ok alternate situation
You: how about u just bring up ur friend to ur bro, but like casually
You: and see what he says
You: guage his responses
You: and such
Stranger: hmmmmm
You: like when matt was dealing with a similar scenario, i just went over to the chick and i was like, yeah.. know my friend mat... so....
Stranger: maybe
You: are the two of them close at all?
Stranger: yh their mates
You: thats a good starting point.
You: but theres going to have to be something that serves as a catalyst for this to change
Stranger: what like drink??// LOL
You: hahahha word
You: is there like a conflict of age difference or cliques varying at school between them, or is it a natural fit
Stranger: no same age lol
You: good. sounds like a good fit
You: in our humble opnion
You: how do u feel tho about ur best mate and bro that could be awkward
You: or, fantastic
Stranger: i dm i have a bf lol
You: i think, it comes down to, do u want them to get marryed and for this girl to be ur sister in law
You: think ahead
Stranger: i dont think it will go that far!
You: well i hope our advices were of use
Stranger: yh youve just made me confused
You: srry
You: :/
Stranger: dw
You: procede w caution
You: and remember
You: just keep swimming
You: and to drive on the left
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i cant drive yet
You: well, when u learn
You: when u learn
You: anyways
You: we really gotta be going
You: horses are hungry
You: but this was real nice
Stranger: 2 years :)
You: anyways
You: if we had to know just one thing and one thing only about englang
You: what should it be
You: england*
Stranger: we PARTY hard
You: word
You: thats whats uo
You: up
You: on that note
You: have a wonderful day
You: and life
You: in general
You: adios muchacha
Stranger: byebye

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Journey to LA (and Vegas) with Brad N Matt

LA LA baby.


You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: how goes it
Stranger: where u from? I'm hanging out
You: ATL baby
You: reppin' the ATL all day
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 f la california
You: we r M. 23. ATL
You: it's two broskies here
You: best buds
Stranger: I see
Stranger: spring break?
You: no
You: we r back at THE Metropolitan college, ATL
Stranger: oh
Stranger: finals?
You: we didn't go anywhere for spring break
You: no place better than the ATL
Stranger: hows the food there?
You: it's delicious!!!
You: bbq+ATL=the bomb
Stranger: yum
You: we love ribs and popcorn chicken
Stranger: I want real BBQ. la isnt big on slow cooking
You: interesting
You: do you see celebs everywhere?
You: or are you a celeb?!?!
Stranger: la likes fast Asian n Mexican food. sometimes we see them
You: sometimes you see fast Mexican food?
Stranger: they get gas themself
You: interesting
Stranger: see celebs
You: I would think they have "people" for that
You: ah
You: so what are the best scenes in LA?
Stranger: there's a lot of things on la
You: like....the Chinese theater?
You: Brad over here got caramel on his comforter
You: from his candy apple
You: on a side note
You: it's real sticky to
Stranger: I like the theme parks.
You: DISNEY LAND!!!
Stranger: mmm sweets
You: you go on roller coasters?
You: SPACE MOUNTAIN
Stranger: ya. they chamged a lot of things
Stranger: new rides
You: no more space mountain? :(
You: sounds like a straight up nightmare
Stranger: I think they updates
Stranger: space mntm
You: oh
You: interesting
You: so what do you do for fun in LA
Stranger: whatever I feel like
You: such as?
You: going to auditions?
You: going to the beach?
You: walking dogs?
Stranger: if I wanna snow board at nite m surf next morning
Stranger: it's possible
You: snow board?
You: isnt it hot there
Stranger: ya
You: ???
You: confusing
Stranger: we have mountains like an hour away
Stranger: n Vegas os
Stranger: is 3 hours
You: vegas!
You: is it true that what happens there stays there?
You: j
You: w
Stranger: unless u post on fb
Stranger: lol
You: HAHAHAH
You: classic
Stranger: Vegas is crazy awesome
You: yeah?
Stranger: I have a house there
You: a house?
You: complete with a kitchen
You: and appliances?
Stranger: yea.
You: word
You: youre a straight up g then, no?
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: Asians like investments n vacations
You: does the house always win
You: or do u know how to beat that system
Stranger: no
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Monday, March 21, 2011

Journey to Maryland (with Brad n Matt)

This convo was pretty short, but real nice. Our broskie here shares our interest in kicking punk ass.

You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: cool
You: 23 m ATL
You: whereabouts in the US?
Stranger: Maryland
You: oh, cool
You: so how goes it?
You: we r real bored
Stranger: Incredibly so
You: are you in colleg?
You: college*
Stranger: Yeah
You: university of maryland?
Stranger: Yeah
You: wow!
Stranger: Why wow?
You: we go to THE metropolitan college, ATL
You: oh yeah, there r two guys here
You: no homo
You: hahah
You: just friends
Stranger: That explains the whole 'we' thing
You: yeah.
You: so what do u study
Stranger: Pyschology
You: so you can like, read minds almost?
You: haha
Stranger: I'm more of a manipulator than a profiler
You: interesting.
You: you play any sports for the testudo?
Stranger: Nope
You: oh.
You: what do you do for fun?
You: jw
Stranger: I do TaeKwonDo 3 times a week
Stranger: Play video games
Stranger: most of the other time
You: wow broskie! that's cool
You: you must be really good at kicking punk ass
Stranger: I have a 2nd degree black belt
You: cool
You: would you rather beat up an old lady or have an old lady beat you up?
You: classic would you rather question
Stranger: Old lady beat me up, I just wouldn't have the heart to beat her up. Unless she was like a demon or something like in the movie Legion, then I'd fuck her up
You: interesting
You: do all of you friends do martial arts too?
Stranger: Nope
You: oh
You: brad over here has a lot of horses, and we ride and train them
You: oh yeah, we r brad n matt btw
You: have you ever gone horseback riding?
Stranger: Nope
You: try it sometime!
You: it's real fun
You: real fun
You: so tell us more about maryland
You: is it like a real liberal state?
You: or more conservative?
Stranger: More liberal for sure
Stranger: But I don't care much for politics
You: oh
You: what are ur interests?
You: besides kicking punk butt
Stranger: Video games, music, average stuff
You: music!
You: what r ur jams?
You: as in music, not jelly
Stranger: Metallica is my favorite band
Stranger: listen to mostly 80's - 90's metal and rock
You: very nice
You: you like Justin Bieber?
You: jw
Stranger: Not in the least
You: interesting
You: how about...blink-182?
Stranger: Not really
You: there a lot of good concerts in maryland?
You: maybe near campus?
You: we like to know about the music scene across the country n stuff
Stranger: The music scene here in Maryland is mostly R&B, Hip Hop, and Rap... so not really what interests me :\
You: LAME.
You: I mean that it doesn't suit ur interests
You: hahah
You: how about in Annapolis? you ever been? good music there?
Stranger: Nah, Haven't been there in years so I don't know whats going on there
You: classic.
You: we heard maryland gets some crazy weather patterns
You: due to downslope winds..
You: is that true?
Stranger: Yeah
You: so it could be like snowing on one day and then like..70 degrees on the next?!?!
Stranger: That has actually happened recently if I recall correctly
You: wow
You: the ATL is real nice
You: good weather
You: so what TV shows do you watch?
Stranger: Lots of stuff, to sum up, my top favorites right now are Anything on comedy central, house, the mentalist, psych(whatever happened to it), etc.
You: comedy central is great
You: we like SNL too
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I like SNL I just don't watch it on a regular basis
You: some stuff on Nickelodeon as well
You: we have to admit it
You: hahaha
Stranger: Hehe
You: Maryland soon became one of the few regions in the English Empire where Catholics held the highest positions of political authority.
You: Brad wanted me to type that..
Stranger: o_O
You: he is doing a researhc project on new england states right now
You: hahah sorry he is a big nerd!
Stranger: Ahh
You: we both study music option III
Stranger: Cool, well I gotta go, gotta get up early tomorrow, seeya
You: oh ok
You: nice talking to you broskie
You: bye!
Stranger: Same
*disconnect*