Journey to California (with brad and matt)

Hey this was our first destinational educational convo with a lovely one of those things that katy perry sings about yeah its a california gurl (ft. snoop dogg). lolz. anyway- matt and brad had a real long chat with the lady. real nice. real nice. maninly, this convo is remembered for a few things. a)spirit animals and how one identifies theirs b)brad putting a fucking teddy bear in my [matt's] face, he's real mature some times. c)everything matt says about me [brad] is lies. except about being jewish i take that shit seriously. also matt is a momma's boy. true fact. true fact.

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: ASL

You: ?

Stranger: 19f

Stranger: u

You: cool. 18.m.ATL

You: X2

You: two broskies here

Stranger: oh,got lucky i guess

You: sure did ma'am

You: so what do u do for fun

Stranger: watch movies,paint

Stranger: you

You: horseback riding.

You: and basketball

You: but actually we are whites

You: white guys from ATL hahah

Stranger: haha,i dont think theres much wrong with that,but cool about the horse back riding

You: thanks

You: we're like cowboys haha

You: ladies love cowboys right

Stranger: eh,sometimes , but now all we think about is brokeback mountain

Stranger: haha

You: haha gay.

Stranger: right,that movie ruined it for you guys,but its alright we still like cowboys

You: ;)

You: and also. we are real smart too

Stranger: thats good,howd you measure that

Stranger: you just know it/?

You: metropolitan college, ATL

You: so, yeah

Stranger: haha,its good to have a brain,whered yall move from before atl

You: MIA

You: and my friends from denver

Stranger: do you guys like it

You: we love the falcons thats for damn sure

Stranger: haha,good response, i movved to cali bout two years ago,dont like it much though

You: the paparazzi drives u nuts i bet

Stranger: oh,i havent seen any,i live in the bay area more for old retired people

You: old people are funnt

You: *funy

You: haha

Stranger: yeah, haha,i think theyre great, they sure make for better conversation than the people my age around here

You: i bet they tell you all kinds of advices

Stranger: no,not really,mostly they all want someone to hear their stories

You: like some of them still think thier in the korean wat

You: war

You: haha

Stranger: haha,thats true,i was talkin to one like that a few months ago,but he had some great things to say

Stranger: even if he didnt make much sense sometimes

You: but i bet he told u dont talk to strangers

You: yet here u are

You: lucky you got nice harmless dudes tho\

You: hahah

Stranger: if you dont talk to strangers ,you wont end up meeting too many people in life

Stranger: but im still glad i got yall

You: that was deep

You: so whats ur spirit animal?

You: we identify as a snake and a lion

You: fierce animals for strong men

Stranger: i have no idea how to find my spirit animal,never gave it much thought

You: let us help you

You: 1. concentrate

You: 2. think of your greatest childhood memory

You: 3. choose a habitat

You: 4. find a niche

You: 5. close eyes...you'll know then

You: and the whole time..listen to your heart

Stranger: i dont think ive got the imagination for that,can i just be a lion too?

You: ya know...you're more of a gibbon

You: that's a very respectable, cute monkey type thing

You: haha

Stranger: haha,thats alright,monkeys are my favorite type of animal anyhow

You: some ppl. they say I'm kind of psychic

You: it's like I have a 5th sense

You: haha

You: I mean 6th! derrrr

Stranger: haha,do you believe them

You: hell yes

You: I mean, think of a number between 1 and 10

You: I can guess it

You: do you have it?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: go for it

You: 7

Stranger: nope

You: 4

Stranger: haha,no

You: 9

Stranger: no

You: 2

Stranger: nah

You: 1

Stranger: nope

You: 5

Stranger: no

You: 6

Stranger: GOT IT!

You: see??

Stranger: not so psychic though

You: I AM psychic

You: I mean, they said kinda psychic

You: as in..not like those professionals on TV

You: haha

Stranger: haha,right,i wont crush your beliefs man

You: thanks.

You: been a victim of that far too many times.

You: my parents told me santa wasn't real when I was like..4 yrs old man

You: traumatizing experience

Stranger: oh man, i never believed in that guy,but im sorry for your experience

You: that wasn't a problem for Brad over here cuz he's jewish

You: hah

You: a

You: hahaha

You: he identitifies with the religion and stuff

You: I respect that.

You: haha

Stranger: haha,thats cool,ive never been too religious but i appreciate all of em in some way

You: yeah, grandpa always said he was a nudist, not a buddhist

You: that's how he landed my gran

You: neither of them was real religious

You: but damn, could they cook a good dinner

Stranger: haha,they sound like the perfect grandparents,ive never met mine

You: that sounds tragic.

You: I hope you are ok

Stranger: i just know my granpa has about 4 wife,oh im alright about it,you dont lose out on too much when youve never experienced it

You: was he a mormom?

Stranger: no,haha,he was african

You: are you of an african american descent

You: jw

You: not lookin' to judge

Stranger: im sudanese,but i alway get indian or ssomethin rediculous like that

You: brad over here is a white, but some ppl think he is chinese 'cause he's so smart and skilled with chop sticks and computers and stuff

You: they just assume.

You: jerks/

Stranger: haha,real load of bastards

Stranger: but you cant ever hate on asian

Stranger: they had bruce lee after all

You: brad is putting a fucking teddy bear in my face!!!

You: he's not real mature sometimes

Stranger: haha,you guys seem like fun,whatre yall studying anyways?

You: biophysics and french

You: both of us

You: similar passions, similar lifestyles

You: two peas in a pod

You: hahah

Stranger: haha,that must be great,you dont find that too often in a person

You: when we first met, we fucking hated each other

You: though

You: but then...we decided never to let chicks get in the way of our friendshio

You: friendship**

You: hahah

Stranger: haha,yeah i agree with that idea,real friends are hard to come by

You: that's what she said.

You: hahahah

Stranger: haha,real mature ,but she probably did say that

You: you know what's hot?

You: a chick who wears uggs

You: that girl has style

Stranger: yikes,i guess,no not really,uggs are fucking hideous

You: I know

You: I was just testing you

You: you passed

You: uggs are short for some kind of ugly or somethin'

You: hahah

Stranger: what,testing me,if i had feelins id be offended,haha

Stranger: they sure are !

Stranger: i dont understand em one bit

You: brad doesn't understand his physics hmwk...like ever

You: but he understands football

You: FALCONS

Stranger: i dont understand football,or physics,why dont you help your friend out?/

You: I don't understand it either

You: hahaha

You: lucky we got French as a fall back

You: we can always move to canada

You: hahaha

Stranger: you guys speak it well yet?ive been tryin to learn but have been procrastinatin it

You: nous sommes presque couramments

Stranger: translation

You: i.e. we are almost fluent

You: hahah

Stranger: im envious

You: a lot of people are jealous of us

You: we got brains, wit, and looks

You: and can ride a horse like no other

You: I mean, not to brag or anything

You: Brad over here is the boastful one

You: that's why he's not on the keyboard

You: hahhaha

Stranger: haha,i think you guys are missin a trait,called being humble

You: Brad trys to eat humble pie every night...but always fails

You: LOL

You: hey..let me ask you something!

You: have you ever gone surfing?

You: we planned a trip to Hawaii to surf, but cancelled it due to seein' some ppl's arms get bitten off by sharks

Stranger: haha,no ive never been,but i say yall should go for it,you could lose an arm doing alot of things,so why not surfing

You: wow!

You: true.

You: did you see 127 hours?

You: now THAT'S one way to lose an arm

You: ahahahh

Stranger: no!haha ive been wanting to watch it though,i started it then got distracted by another movie

You: brad on the computer now

You: matt ran to bathroom

You: first off

You: everything he said about me is lies

You: except about being jewish

You: i take that shit seriously

Stranger: haha,no worries,i wont hold any of it against you

You: thats also a hit single by britney spears

You: haha

You: only brit can take a cheesy pickup line and turn it into pop classic club anthem am i right hahaha

Stranger: haha,i havent heard that one,but yeah shes one cheesy ball

You: shes also batshit insane

You: haha

Stranger: haha,true,but you always end up feelin sorry for her,people never like to keep other alone

You: like that youtube guy said. why cant they just leave britney alone haha

Stranger: haha,true,but that guy bugged the hell out of me, here i go not leaving people alone, haha

You: hey before matt gets back imma tell you some facts about him

You: payback time

You: hahaha

You: 1. matt had his first kiss when he was 23

You: hahaha

You: did u spot that lie

You: cuz were 18 now

You: hahaha

Stranger: haha,thats a good one,but theres no way for me to know you guys are really 18

Stranger: you could be 24

Stranger: or 25

You: we're legit 18 though. take it on good faith

You: anyway. matt facts. here goes

You: 1. still sleeps with a blakey

You: 2. mommas boy

You: 3. neat freak. like anally oraganizing shit in our apartment hahaa

You: 4. set the Tivo to tape Hannah Montana finale. true fact

You: 5. that tool had the most beautiful girl in the ATL. and he broke her heart.

Stranger: hahahahaha!those were great,you sure do know how to get some payback,and man about the girl,sorry for the loss

You: his loss right

You: im

You: going

You: to

You: type

You: lots

You: so

You: that

You: is

You: not

You: on

You: the monitor

You: when

You: he

You: returns

You: ha

You: ha

You: ha

You: ok good

Stranger: hahahahah,that was great

Stranger: you funny ?

Stranger: you seem like youd be

You: hows this joke

You: is your dad a terrorist

You: because you are the bomb

You: hahahaha

Stranger: hahah,pretty high on the lame radar,but it passes with my humor

You: i got another joke

You: lady gaga showed up to the grammys in an egg.

You: the end

Stranger: hahahaha,that was flippin rediculous,she did make me want a damn good omelet though

You: gotta give it to matt- makes a good omlette

You: like dayum

You: give the bro eggs, ham, cheese, spinach. its like magic

You: oh matt just got back

You: this is still brad though

You: hahah

Stranger: oh ok haha

You: so how do you feel about julian assange spilling governmental secrets thru wikileaks?

You: jw

Stranger: cant say i know too much about it,nothing at all actually,care to fill me in

Stranger: make it sound like a movie though

You: i really dont know either. that's actually a headline that i typed down from the cover of vanity fair on our table

You: matt bought it for his sister cuz justin biebers on the cover

You: haha

Stranger: hahaha,that was nice of him,but now i really wanna know about this julian guy,ill google it later

You: yeah. he''s probably a good egg. like lady gaga. i mean outside- crazy. inside totally normal. and kind hearted

You: kindof like us

You: you know?

Stranger: i wouldnt rightly know,i just met you guys,but if you say so

You: love, light, and time tell all.

You: well. we gotta get out beauty sleep

You: haha

You: so thanks for the lovely convo with a lovely lady

You: i didnt catch ur name miss

Stranger: you guys have a good one,its dalal,but youll probably wont get it,it takes a few tries

You: dalal

You: got it on the first try

You: im skilled in that regard

You: all the french ya know

You: anyways

You: good night

Stranger: haha,glad you got it,night yall,thanks for the convo

You: :)

You: ill let u have the last word

Stranger: i love having the last word,hmm let me see,what do i want my last words to be

Stranger: uh

You: good choice

You: jk lol

Stranger: i do my best

Stranger: better?

You: i'd answer u but then i'd have the last word