Journey to Sweden (with brad and matt)

 Check out our homie. He lives in sweden. we learned, a) thier lakes are not full of those red gummy candies, b)jazz is interesting and we taught him a thing or two, like why miley cyrus pones all other musicial artists true fact, true fact, that our language is american, and also the meaning of interesting. it was to say the least, a convo that was, interesting. also that will be one for the history books. tell ur grandkids. #justsayin

You: hey

Stranger: Hello

You: how goes it

Stranger: it goes... good

Stranger: getting ready for work

You: what line of work ru in

Stranger: electrican

Stranger: i make awesome electrcity work

You: interesting

Stranger: and that makes me awesome

Stranger: how about you?

You: we're in college

Stranger: we?

You: metropolitan college. ATL

You: so, yeah

Stranger: whats a metropolitan college?

Stranger: never heard of those

Stranger: <- european

You: just a really great two year institution in the lovely city of atlanta georgia USA

Stranger: oooh

You: we're studying music option III

Stranger: georgia on my mind

Stranger: :O

You: real nice

You: real nice

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so what music do you like?

Stranger: genres and etc

You: aside from miley cyrus not much

You: also classic tho

Stranger: Miley cyrus? really?

Stranger: Alright. not gonna judge

Stranger: :D

You: yeah. shes a southern girl. our kind of lady

Stranger: ah

Stranger: republicans?

You: independents

Stranger: so neither?

Stranger: Communists! :O

You: lolz

Stranger: classical you say

Stranger: how about

Stranger: jazz

You: its...

Stranger: ever heard any jazz you liked?

You: interesting

Stranger: define intresting

You: something of interest

Stranger: lol

You: we use that term in american alot

Stranger: i know what it means

Stranger: but i mean in this definiation

Stranger: what makes jazz just "intresting"

Stranger: i can find dirt intresting

Stranger: dont mean i like it

You: answer me this.

You: whats the deal with scatting

You: thats i want to know

You: hahahahah

Stranger: i love scatting

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: altho

Stranger: the jazz zi listen to hardly never contain scatting

Stranger: its not really my thing

You: i respect that

Stranger: i like more traditional jazz

Stranger: more instrumental

Stranger: without singing

You: cool. you gotta do you if thats your thing

You: so anywhoo

You: where in europe do you reside

You: at the present

You: jw

Stranger: The most awesome part of Sweden

You: thats cool

You: i bet ur pretty neutral

You: hahaha

Stranger: ofc. Its Sweden

Stranger: ooooh

Stranger: comedian

Stranger: :P

You: are there swedish fish in ur lakes

Stranger: haha that candy you mean?

You: yeah

You: hah

Stranger: nopp

Stranger: actually never heard of that candy before

Stranger: i only think it exists in america

You: interesting

Stranger: idk why they call it swedish fish

Stranger: we got salmon tho

Stranger: thats delicous

Stranger: :P

You: real nice

You: real nice

You: we like to go horseback riding

You: what do you do for fin

You: fun

Stranger: i never done that

Stranger: i like photgraphing

Stranger: or music

Stranger: or movies

You: yeah. did you see megamind>

You: good movie

Stranger: haha yeah

Stranger: its awesome

You: scary though

You: my little brother

You: had a MELTDOWN

You: after that

Stranger: wut?

Stranger: why?

Stranger: did he become an evil mastermind?

Stranger: =O

You: it scared him. idk he's 6

Stranger: bah kids these days

Stranger: too fragile

You: did any of the swedish people react like that

You: jw

Stranger: not that i know of

Stranger: no

You: interesting

Stranger: what does jw mean?

Stranger: jew?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: just wondering

Stranger: nvm

You: yeah.

You: speaking of religions

You: to which faith do you adhere?

You: jw

Stranger: as you said. Sweden is neutral

Stranger: and so am i, in a way

Stranger: i belong to no religion

You: interesting

Stranger: im not even uhm

Stranger: whats it called

Stranger: when u drown babies

Stranger: in the churches

Stranger: :P

You: baptised

Stranger: oh yeah that

You: i think is what u mean

You: word

Stranger: so idk if i am an atheist

Stranger: or an agnostic

Stranger: i dont put much mind to it

You: so what kind of fashions are popular in sweden

Stranger: well its pretty much as in any western country i would guess

Stranger: jeans

Stranger: shirts

Stranger: fancy jackets

You: so like cowboy hats and stuff

Stranger: nothing special that im aware of

Stranger: lol no

Stranger: no cowboy-stuff

You: =[

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah cowboys arent that big here

Stranger: sadly

Stranger: :P

You: yeah. unfortunate for you guys

Stranger: no vikinghelmets either

You: sometimes when we look outside here

You: you could mistake it for the old wild west

You: hahahahah

Stranger: haha awesome

You: have u ever been to the us

You: ?

You: jw

Stranger: at this college, what are u styding?

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: no

Stranger: but i will

Stranger: maybe this summer

Stranger: always wanted to go

You: we are studying music option III

Stranger: oh yeah now i remember

Stranger: haha

Stranger: so what does that involve exactly?

You: its a pattern of courses centered around music, but like also algebra and painting

Stranger: alright, and what are you hoping to achive by this?

Stranger: wanna be a singer?

You: something like that

Stranger: artist? or what? :P

Stranger: haha alright

Stranger: jw

You: maybe paint

You: and write songs about what we painted

You: or teach middle school music theory

You: hahhahaha

Stranger: or combine the both

Stranger: make painted music videos

Stranger: :O

You: yeah. thatd be sweet

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: mtv sucks these days anyway

Stranger: just reality shows

You: i think what MTV needs is a reality show

Stranger: needs? it has like 50 of em

You: centered around the lives of beautiful positive role models for young women

Stranger: maybe, why not

You: no you had to let me finish lol

Stranger: better then the x-effect

Stranger: or that shit :P

Stranger: yeah sorry about that

You: naw its cool

Stranger: im very impulsive sometimes

You: we get pretty emotional about it. cuz its tragic to see that stuff on mtv. when they need some positive programming

Stranger: absolutly

You: i dont get my life as liz

You: that show has no freaking concept

Stranger: havent seen it

You: except some annoying girl with fake red hair

Stranger: think i heard of it

You: you're lucky man

Stranger: lol

You: dont ever watch it

You: big time suck

You: big time suck

Stranger: i promise

Stranger: :D

Stranger: about religion, your christian?

You: something like that

Stranger: somthing?

Stranger: you dont take it that serious ?

Stranger: a secular chrisian perhaps

You: i mean like, its nice to have and all. but idk we're not like super psycho about all the stuff that goes with it

You: ya know

Stranger: thats good

Stranger: so not catholic then

Stranger: ;D

You: hahahaha

Stranger: principle of cathholicsm: if it feels good, stop.

You: LOLz

Stranger: i go in another way

Stranger: if it feels good, KEEP IT UP

You: interesting

Stranger: unless ur inhaling large ammounts of cocain

Stranger: then you probobly should stop

You: word. coke tears families apart

Stranger: yeah its possible. cocain isent a giant problem here actually

Stranger: its mostly artists and actors

Stranger: some of them

You: interesting

You: and typical

Stranger: very uncommon tho

You: so typical

Stranger: and yes :P

You: so whats ur name budy

Stranger: Its Robin

Stranger: whats yours?

You: well the two of us are named matt and brad

You: is robin a boy name or a girl name

You: jw

Stranger: well in this version its a guy

Stranger: me that is

You: cool

Stranger: Matt Damon :O

You: haha

Stranger: reminds me of team america

You: yeah i tried to sneak in the oscars

You: but they knew i wasnt him

You: haha

Stranger: seen that from team america?

Stranger: where matt damon says: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt daaaamooooon

You: interstin

You: no havent seen it

Stranger: aw too bad

Stranger: hans blixt is in it too

Stranger: swedish U.N diplomat

You: your american is pretty good

Stranger: my american?

You: in talking like

Stranger: And i thought it was english

Stranger: ;D

You: fine line

You: fine line

Stranger: well they invented the language

You: american means you blend well in using slangular vocabulary

Stranger: oh well

Stranger: i thank tv and movies for that

Stranger: oh and video games

You: COD is the shit

Stranger: well i got tired of it

Stranger: but yeah it was the shit

Stranger: now its just shit

You: burn!
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You: ahah

Stranger: i havent played anything special in a while

Stranger: resident evil 5 a little

Stranger: i got an xbox 360 as well

You: theres this really mean lady in our apartment complex

You: we call HER resident evil

You: hahahahaha

Stranger: lol

Stranger: oooh i never thought of what resident mean

Stranger: until now

Stranger: :D

You: learn something new

You: with each day

Stranger: indeed

You: you also learned the meaning of interesting today

Stranger: oh yes

Stranger: english isent my mother language

Stranger: im aware my english isent perfect

You: its actually quite good

You: impressivly bilingual sit

You: sir

Stranger: well thank you :P

Stranger: i take that as a complment

Stranger: compliment*

You: thats it was intended as

Stranger: so how long have you been studieing?

Stranger: music that is

Stranger: and wait a second. a guy that lsitens to miley cyrus?

You: what about it

Stranger: seems uncommon

Stranger: :D

You: she's a great talent. with a great voice

Stranger: atleast in sweden

You: she's big in the country scene

You: we love taylor swift too

Stranger: i know who that is

Stranger: altho im not much of a country-man myself

Stranger: i prefer jazz

Stranger: but i also like alot of other genres

Stranger: rock, some pop, hiphop, reggae, ska etc :P

You: reggae is cool

Stranger: hey since ur american. whats ur thought on charlie sheens shenanegangs

You: they spoofed it on SNL last night it was funny

You: hes a terrible role model

Stranger: i think hes an irl troll

You: and why does he have to drag tigers into this

You: tigers are nice. they have tiger blood

You: and they act pretty normal

You: unless provoked

You: hhahahaha

Stranger: tigers have tiger blood? :O

Stranger: NO WAY!

You: hahaaha

Stranger: what blood does pandas have? :O

You: we're not studying biology man, just music option III

Stranger: seirously tho. i think sheen is messing with the media. hes sarcasm seems a bit obvious

Stranger: but one can never be sure

You: WINNING

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and

Stranger: EPIC

Stranger: he says that all the time

You: and GNARLY

Stranger: yeah lol

Stranger: i think he spent alot of time on the internet

Stranger: maybe 4chan

Stranger: one can never be sure

You: so how old are you

You: jw

Stranger: 23

You: cool. we're 18

Stranger: damn kids

You: haha

Stranger: you go vote now!

You: we cant techinically drink here yet

Stranger: what?

You: thats why we want to come to europe

You: hahahah

You: our drinking age is 21

Stranger: in sweden its 18 in bars and clubs

You: nice

You: real nice

Stranger: but u cant buy it in stores until ur 20

You: cuz that makes sense

Stranger: and theres only one store that sells beer and alcohol

You: hahah

You: in the whole country?

You: must be some long lines

Stranger: well its a monopoly

Stranger: ruled by the goverment

Stranger: been like that since the 30ties

You: we like to play monopoly

Stranger: to control drinking between the population

You: im always the little dog

Stranger: haha i pick the car

Stranger: cuz thats just how awesome i am

Stranger: or the hat

Stranger: it depends

You: my buddy over here prefers the top hat

Stranger: haha :P

You: says alot about a man

Stranger: so whos paying ur college?

Stranger: dadday?

Stranger: daddy* :D

You: pop pop plus my money from summer jobs

You: at like abercrombie and burger king

Stranger: oh thats good

Stranger: haha

Stranger: we got burger king here

Stranger: delicous burgers

You: fun to eat

You: not so fun to make

Stranger: prefer them over mconalds

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yeah i bet

Stranger: i have to go now

Stranger: got 300 km to drive

You: i won best burger flipper in ATL

You: take that with u

Stranger: was nice talking to you guys

You: word

You: have a nice life

Stranger: haha

Stranger: thats awesome

Stranger: yeah u too

Stranger: gl with ur studies

You: thanx good luck with electricty